the most parents of all time

stalwart defender of the DCU Drake family in all their glory

[jackandjanetdefender]

Everyone worship our beautiful queen, please and thank you

[jackandjanetdefender]

Nobody tells you the hardest part of moving cross country is divorcing with your local comic shop.

[timejoshi]

if anything batman is ROBIN'S assistant

[timejoshi]

manages robin's schedule ✅️

drives robin to work and back every night ✅️

takes all phone calls made to their mutual workplace ✅️

dating life depends on robin's whims ✅️

work hours depend on robin's schedule (bedtime) ✅️

carries robin's stuff in his own purse (belt) ✅️

organizes pay for robin's staff (butler) ✅️

sounds like an assistant to me

[jackandjanetdefender]

Bruce would take this as the highest compliment.

(does this make Alfred Assistant to the assistant regional manager???)

[jackandjanetdefender]

YJ is the kind of ride or die where someone would gamble the team's souls at an intergalactic casino, and the rest would (after some angry yelling) lock in and rig the bets to survive--then get really into the poker game and keep rebetting their own souls to up the ante because their bestie has the potential to become The Gambler of All Time, and that's worth maybe getting damned over

[jackandjanetdefender]

Yo, do you have an AO3 link? I’m dying to read your works!

This is about the dumbest response I can give, but....y'all, I'm shy. Something about connecting my ao3 account to this one makes me consider burning my ID and living in the woods. Do I know why? Non non, it seems I just have a resistance to wanting to be known...

[jackandjanetdefender]

What are your thoughts on Janet x shiva

I have a post SOMEWHERE on this cursed account about that ship! Tldr I love the potential for Janet/Shiva shenanagins, the messier the better. Shiva's willingness to fight anything that movies is a huge turn-on for Janet, and I picture Shiva fascinated by this unhinged, freak of nature archeologist lady she keeps running into.

In my heart of hearts, Jack is also here playing wingman and supporting his wife's obsession of the mysterious danger lady they keep encountering :)

[jackandjanetdefender]

Tim at his parents' graves: I need life advice.

Jack and Janet's ghosts: polyamory

[jackandjanetdefender]

Tim *crying, throwing up, bleeding out*

Tam: oh no, he's hot!

[nemoredraw]

[jackandjanetdefender]

We need to push the squishy chubby baby Tim agenda. He is the cutest rolly to ever poly

[jackandjanetdefender]

*squints* actually I think this is Tim and Steph, which is equally cute. I'm not apologizing for thirsting over daddy and momma drake in the previous notes though. I have a civic duty.

[thisghostishere]

i yearn for timtam fics... pls give some fics to the poor...

[jackandjanetdefender]

Love, Lattes, and Logistics by raven_of_hydecastle -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/54006835

"Tim Drake has a latte problems. Not surprising, since as a CEO he’s always on the grind. But Tam’s birthday is coming up and he wants to expresso his feelings for her somehow.

Enter Operation Coffee Maker, a demon cult, and the world’s best stuffed alligator."

[cursed-af-dc]

AU where Jack survives and hates his son’s boyfriend. Not because he’s homophobic but because Bernard posts those archeology conspiracies on his facebook account and Jack, as an actual archeologist, is enraged.

Oh my god- giants did not build the pyramids!

[jackandjanetdefender]

The family drama the fandom needs and deserves.

If Janet we're alive, she'd probably team up with Bernard for fun. Jack would lose his mind.

[nemoredraw]

[jackandjanetdefender]

We need to push the squishy chubby baby Tim agenda. He is the cutest rolly to ever poly

[batfamgalore]

*Tim Drake’s parents after they all just witnessed the Graysons falling to their deaths*

Jack Drake: I think that the important thing is that Tim is fine.

Janet Drake: Fine? He’s been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.

Jack Drake: Hah. Like they have souls.

[jackandjanetdefender]

Tim *now irrationally terrified that Dick Grayson will die and not reincarnate, thus robbing Tim of his destiny as Ultimate Fanboy*

Janet: dear, our child is reading the cursed tomes of immortality we brought back from Egypt again.

Jack: eh, I'm sure it's fine

[jackandjanetdefender]

Have we considered that Obsession takes place in the DCU and the reason Joker exists is because tiny, grieving Kid Bruce wished he's always have someone in his life who'd always find a reason to laugh?

[jackandjanetdefender]

Me explaining why the best ships are idiot x idiot rarepairs who make such objectively stupid decisions that they double round to being genius

[jackandjanetdefender]

Max when he finds out Tim and Bart are dating: that boy seems sensible. Maybe I'll finally have time to relax.

Meanwhile, Tim: no, you're right Bart, we need to put the whole team in a shopping cart and push them into the speedforce. For science.

[jackandjanetdefender]

Born Again experience, except it's me transcending whenever I remember how much I love timbart