you'll see.

That was a threat this time.

[dhaturra]

Yeah you’ve got a bit of yellow in your icon, mate.

[jackbyss]

Everything I do is beyond reproach and above scrutiny.

[vaultfucker]

“yellow is a puke colour” says the guy who changed his whole company colour to uhhhhhh yellow

[jackbyss]

Thanks for forwarding your response to Handsome Jack Incorporated! We encourage you to print it out, fold it up, and lobotomize yourself with it!

[dhaturra]

Her?

[jackbyss]

doppelfucker said: im purple

You should know by now you and I are of the same mind when it comes to being absolutely disgusted with your continued existence. Have fun being purple! It changes nothing.

[jackbyss]

How are my favorite cheeky little rapscallions? Still embittered by your inevitable nose dive into certain death?

[jackbyss]

I am tryna wrap my head around the fact there are people out there, tiny, insignificant people, who all live tiny, insignificant lives severely if not ENTIRELY lacking in my handsome presence. It tugs at all sixty nine of my heartstrings.

[morcinder]

you’re an egotist and a maniac you know that right

[jackbyss]

Yes! And a variety of other words ending in -ist and -iac, and even some -paths. A hotpot of psychotic goodness. That's how daddy likes it.

[jackbyss]

I am tryna wrap my head around the fact there are people out there, tiny, insignificant people, who all live tiny, insignificant lives severely if not ENTIRELY lacking in my handsome presence. It tugs at all sixty nine of my heartstrings.

[jackbyss]

Did you miss this face, cupcake? Cause I know I missed me.

[jackbyss]

👅

[jackbyss]

This blog is cancelled bcs I, in my eternal quest for handsome Jack perfectionism, never picked up on the fact Jack never curses. I've used a fuck word. I ruined Jack.

[jackbyss]

Short people are so angry.

[jackbyss]

critically acclaimed game dishonored 2 includes brilliant heart warming lines such as: "rub the outsider's balls for luck"

[jackbyss]

I give ugly people money so hopefully they'll Fix That.

[spiritbites-blog]

snapped a pic of @lordkidd when we stopped into the all-nighter after our job

2 bad u cant see those gucci eye bags

[lordkidd-blog]

Truly a shame. They’re impressive.

[jackbyss]

look at my boy please,

[jackbyss]

look at my boy please,

[jackbyss]

the outsider: my dear, precious marked... corvo, delilah, granny rags... (squints at his hand) dumbassbitch

[jackbyss]

One time I ate so many chili cheese fries I was in a coma for 3 days.

[spiritbites-blog]

god damn iconic

[jackbyss]

You KNOW it. I would do it again. Who's allergic to potatoes? Not me.