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@jackharl0w0
when you're trying to find a good fanfic to read but your tumblr fyp is genuinly shit
I’ve obviously stepped on the wrong side of Tumblr today. Some of y’all need professional help! My deepest condolences to the people with absolutely no lives to the point where you have to make up fake scenarios in your head and actually think they’re real life. Timothee Chalamet is a grown 27 year old man. Kylie Jenner is a grown 26 year old woman. The fact that y’all can actually think that you have to or can save this man is so sick. PLEASE get a life! Timothee does not want you. I promise. The delusions I’ve seen on Timothee tumblr are disgusting! Scratch what you think you know and please tap into reality. The fact that y’all hate the Kar/Jenners so much that it has jaded/ altered your sense of perception needs to be studied. I literally cannot. And if you think this is up for debate, it’s not so don’t bother leaving a comment 😂
I can’t believe that people are taking actual evidence and making things up, down to his facial expressions, he looked ecstatic to me 😂
I literally saw someone say he looked stressed and in need of saving. TOUCH GRASS!!
Not gonna lie I hope they get married and have a lot of kids just to spite my delulu girlies, just to show you how little control you have in this situation LMAO
this woke me out of retirement, i’m obsessed.
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* = nsfw
already best friends
*in the club
*backstage vip
*the first time
Headcanons
dating jack would include...
dating jack would also include...
nsfw alphabet
how jack flirts
protective jack
jack meets his match
someone gets too close to you
how jack is while you’re in labor
nervous reader meeting jack for the first time
play fighting with jack
threesome with jack
husband jack
jack helping you breastfeed
jack with a bilingual queen
jack comforts aspiring actress at celebrity event
jack with big chested reader
THANK YOU FOR 400+ MY LOVES 😩🤍
NOT TO MENTION y’all got my my nsfw jack alphabet post to almost 500 notes!!!! wthhhh
just want y’all to know that i love y’all for reall!
what do we think jack would be like with a girl with a big chest?
jack would be so into that thoughh.. you would always catch him staring at them literally stuck in a trance. he could not help it. he would always find a way to lay on them and nuzzle his head into them. sucking on your tiddies would bring him absolute bliss, he would often use it as a calming technique. randomly throughout the day he will come up behind you and slide his hands under the front your shirt to massage them while kissing your neck.
I just opened my requests back up! i’m pretty sure i’ve finally gotten to all of the asks in my inbox. -harlowbabyy <33
Uhm maybe jack writing a song about you, and it is kind of cute like saying you're his home blah blah but then really explicit, and you being highly fortified because your friends and family listen to that song, and him being all playful and smugly about it.😶🌫️
i lovee thisss!
he is such a tease, jack loves to sneak details of your relationship into his songs. sometimes the bars are cute and timeless but other times jack likes to get a little too descriptive about your intimate time and it’s all okay until you realize that both of your family and friends listens to his music. you tell him to tone it down but he loves how riled up and flustered you get.
I literally cannot stop thinking about this mans. I'm 4 years older than him and have always been into older men that are 15-20 years older than me. But something about jack makes me forget about them. Like I know he would be so fun to date. A little immature, cocky and a bit arrogant at times but would treat me so well. He'd be such a sweet partner and makes sure I'd be satisfied 😏 he'd definitely tease about the age gap knowing that it slightly bothers me and that he loves it. But would be so so so good to his partner. Ugh I can't get anything done at work these days this white man has colonized my every thought😭😩😩😩
yes jack’s like the perfect mix of everything! a little sugar, spice, and everything nice. he’s so well balanced, people over look his age. he really is out here being 23 but is making people of all ages fall in love will him.
but same mama, he’s on my mind like 24/7. it’s crazy how he has all of us mesmerized.
i absolutely LOVE your blog!! i couldn’t find any jack harlow for jack, and here you are, an angel!!
i am not sure, whether or not i can request something here, but i basically thought about jack meeting an aspiring actress at the met gala 2021, her being shy and a bit not in tune with the whole celebrity/fame game, but he makes her feel more comfortable, and maybe they hit it off later, you know..! hahaha
but anyways, thank you so much for your blog!
sorry it took me so long to respond nony!! but i love this and youu so muchh <3 you can’t be hyping me up like that or i’ll cry fr.
yesss! jack’s warmth and comforting spirit would ease you right away when you first met him. he saw you from across the venue and could sense that you were pretty new to all of this, considering that you look slightly displaced. so he makes his way over to you just to introduce himself. he could remember the time when he was just like you. new to the scene, trying to navigate his way though it. you were an up and coming actor with only one project. however, it was your breakthrough role. so you we’re known and other celebrities had come up to you to say hi but none of them made you feel at home like jack did. the way he talked to you and didn’t assume that you knew who he was, made him feel all the more familiar to you. he came to say hey but the conversation flew from there. you spent about an hour and a half just chopping it up and sharing experiences in the industry. the connection was obviously there. and somewhere at the end of the interaction he was able to get your number. you weren’t hesitant though because after one conversation you were wrapped up in his charm. so when he texted you after the event you knew he was interested in you too.
okay so, i have this theory ( maybe bc of the white guy jokes ) that jack would really like being with someone who speaks more then one language. so then taking part in traditions or learning about the culture and place his partners from and he’d reference the things he knows in his songs.
may be biased because i’m trilingual but HEY! A GIRL CAN DREAM. 😆
this is accurate though.. this makes me think of jack’s promo video for the creme de la creme tour!! he was so mesmerized by that girl’s beauty and language. he would love to hear you speak anything other than english. his eyes would focus on your lips as he watches every curve and vowel as you speak. it would definitely be a turn on. he even tries to copy you, picking up on some of it in the process. now he says little cute coin phrases to you, feeling so accomplished. and he would absolutely take the time to study the origin and culture. he’s literally so cute.
as you should thoughh! i love that for youu <3 he would literally be in love with youu, no doubt.
oh man 😕 idk why you can’t see it, i just put it into safari and it opened normally for me but it‘s yournotjackharlow ‘s instagram and they posted an old insta story of jack‘s where someone asked if he eats pussy and he‘s like „only if we‘re in love“ 😂❤️ gotta love him hahah
lmaoooo that post is so funny to meee 😭 i saw that one too. he needs to go back to doing the 10 questions. he’s so unintentionally funny. like homeboy doesn’t even have to try.
I would like to request something about staying over at jacks house for the first time
gonna kill two birds with one imagine💀
The first time
jack harlow x reader
warnings: suggested smut, mentions of sex
jack would do everything in his power to make you comfortable when you’re staying at his home for the first time. sex wasn’t even on the table when the idea for you to spend the night occurred. jack just wanted to officiate your fairly recent relationship and let you into his vulnerable space.
jack had been hyping up your little sleepover for about a week now. not gonna lie you were anxious but mostly excited. jack was one of your first real relationships where you actually got to the point of spending the night. it was finally the day of and you were packed and prepped everywhere on your body. you and jack never agreed upon sex while you were spending the night but you exhausted all possibilities and prepared yourself anyway. now you were in no way a virgin but the idea of being with jack in that way turned your stomach into knots. you really liked jack and he was also the first guy you took things this slow with. which was surprisingly great. and you were confident that jack truly cared and respected you.
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YOU GUYS ARE UNREALL!! thank you so much for 300 so fast. it’s literally been a little over 2 weeks! thank you for work fucking with me and jack 💀. i love y’all for realll 🤍😮💨
i’ve been a little MIA and i am gonna be for a little while longer but i will get back to posting soon. i might post a few of the requests in my inbox until i can fully write again. -harlowbaby <3
i’m abso-fucking-lutely SICK
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