Jackoffism bible verses

I'm so sorry

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je veux qu’il voie ça…

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All I want is for a boy to paint my nails for me and call me pretty :(

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All I want is for a boy to paint my nails for me and call me pretty :(

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"it's not gay if you're paralyzed"

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"boobs are optional"

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"I feel like satan would fuck you in the ass"

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"I'm only here to drink vodka out of your vagina"

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"your eyeballs are basically nude... You slut"

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"I'll be your porn boy ;)"

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"how do you get bLOCKED MY A PORN BOT"

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"17 year olds can't have cancer"

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"don't throw shadows"

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"I took a break from tugging on my pee pee last night cuz it's Christmas"

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"is my brother sitting on my dog?"

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"you, me, gay sex, and the birth of Jesus"

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"beat your meat not dead chickens"

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Jackoffism is a religion I made because my friend said some golden stuff back in highschool and it needs to be shared with the public