New D&D item
For @osm-rhodey and all you other tiefling enthusiasts
Finally something to cover your
Jail.

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cherry valley forever

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Claire Keane
Keni

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Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle

shark vs the universe

#extradirty

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@kiyuukins
New D&D item
For @osm-rhodey and all you other tiefling enthusiasts
Finally something to cover your
Jail.
the courier is one of the greatest video game protagonists of all time
smooch!
I told this Joke to my extremely religiousĀ father and his first reply wasĀ āfunny but donāt tell it to your motherā
APPROPRIATE!!
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REBLOG THIS AND ITāLL MAKE SENSE
not a fan of how people are depicting BOTW Link, as though he isnāt a horrible gremlin whoās genuinely frightening on the battlefield but also slams back boiled monster guts like theyāre nothing and uses bombs to launch himself across entire fields in order to avoid minor puzzles
this depiction of Link as a cheerful boy instead of a maniac whoāll sprint up the side of a mountain to shoot a dragon in the eye? boring. inadequate. Not Canon
The greatest appeal of any and all Link ships is the contrast between nerdy Zelda/formal Sidon/quiet Mipha/whomever else and the unwashed force of nature that is post-resurrection Link
I would like to personally thank rooster teeth for supplying me quality gay content.
hello tumblr i am here for a few hours bc iām mooching off my cousinās internet at her house, so some brief reblogging will happen today and then iāll drop away again for a while longer. Nice to see you all again!!
internet update here is that weāre hopefully... getting it sometime this month...
Are you still alive? I'm worried.
Hey anon! I'm still here, but i haven't been on tumblr in a few months cause we moved again, this time into our permanent new home. Downside is that we've been having trouble getting internet set up at the new place (we're... v rural virginia now) and i don't wanna risk tumblr sapping all my data on mobile, so i've been avoiding jumping back inIf any of my mutuals have discord, y'all can hit me up there!! Just send me a PM and i'll throw my sn there at you C:
does he even know what heās talking about
Heās operating at levels beyond our perception, of course he does
ā¦is Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus an action game about friendship?
Kojima confirmed for postmodernist game developer.
so this happened in a skirmish match the other day. iāve never seen such flawless and aggressive protection teamwork in all my time playing overwatch.
this puppy brings teams together.Ā
So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.
So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with āYo dude whatās good?ā and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and itās my favorite business interaction every day
A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys⢠working went on mini rants. āTheir suits are baggy as hell, I wouldnāt trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they canāt get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ā and āI saw one of the dudeās wearing a teal shirt. Itās fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if youāre gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.ā
I live for this commentary fam.
#flower shop/tattoo artist au is outĀ #suit shop/nerd store au is in
I donāt give a fuck what you think about Sans, the line āItās a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you.. Should be burning in hell.ā is among the most fucking raw final boss dialogues Iāve ever heard
I love this photo of Tom Holland because he looks like a kid thatās been listening to his racist relatives argue over Christmas dinner for the last half hour:
him and that frog are about to go off
āWe are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. Iāve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and Iāve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles. Ā I guess I donāt have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasnāt looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.ā [x] And here we all thought weād have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trickā¦
What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?
i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him
Iām sorry
shoutout to this one guard for doing that embarrassing thing weāve all done
just a heads up that you guys have left the funniest fucking tags on this post??