Drabble Den

Hello y'all it's me Jack! What ye be lookin for?

[luvlaff]

[liquidstar]

it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada 

[midoriya-dicku-deactivated20190]

@jackolusp

[jackolusp-blog]

FUCKIN HWOT MATE

[iirabbiit]

Click here to support Dog Surgery organized by Jasmine Allen

We originally got him from a shelter when he was a 2 months old. He had tapeworms when we were fostering him and took two months to get rid

If you could share and help raise money for my dog, Zero, to have surgery, that’d be cool and thank you for even sharing this

[floppy999-deactivated20250414]

Let him in, he only wants to meet Deku :(

I saw this video on youtube and it inspired me. 

[bebebese]

but if isabelle’s on the train…. and i’m on the train…

who’s running the town?

[seabassbitch]

[25coriandah]

if u think yakuza au! bakugou wouldn’t wear leather pants ur wrong!!! 

[jackolusp-blog]

Day 1 ~ InkoYagi 

[spoopiedoopie]

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

[mymainbutnotthemain]

cheese

[jackolusp-blog]

cactus

[barcoque]

[confidentandgood]

when you get to the yeti’s house in twilight princess

[25coriandah]

WATCH OUT 2019 WE’RE COMIN FOR YA !!!!!!!!!!

[japotecture]

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Thank you clam man

[anautisticaquarius]

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

[chrxs-art]

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.

[systlin]

I’M DYING

[tomyfancy]

Day 3 of 5

“Dear Citizen,

In order to deliver on our promise to save America, we knew we needed to tackle our country’s biggest issue: wealth inequality. The richest 0.1% of Americans have as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Our lawyers wouldn’t let us pursue our first choice - a campaign to eat all the rich people and live in their homes - so we settled for something more achievable. Today, Card Against Humanity has redistributed your wealth.

Using the survey you filled out when you signed up, we identified the 100 poorest recipients and sent them each  check for $1,000. To see how this $1,000 is impacting these peoples lives, read their stories at CardsAgainstHumanityRedistributesYourWealth.com. The next 10,000 poorest recipients got a $15 refund check.

You got nothing. And if you don’t like it, tough titties.

I love you,

Cards Against Humanity”

[strutsonicely]

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

[systlin]

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

[solluxisms]

I went to their website for this to see if info on the other days was out, and their FAQ is so perfect I almost choked to death.

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Sketch Dump #72

Pt 2: Introducing Dae!Kiri, he’s in pretty bad shape, they’ve had him since the spring. And poor Baku they took his shirt :(  

Fun Facts! Everyone on Kiri’s mom’s side of the family has sharp teeth and they hunt giant wolves. Technically he’s only half Red Deer because his dad is an Elk Dae, so his natural hair/coat colour is not red. 

[thehistorychannel]

imagine loving your anime wife so much you take 4 years and 4 months off your life to make this image in survival mode in Minecraft, that’s right…Minecraft

absolute dedication right there

[coffins-archive-deactivated2019]

you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[deskmanic]

People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it

[skrunglebeasts]

thats just how dogs are