Tired Cryptid

◇ Jack/Alastair or just V┊He/They┊25+┊Aries ♈┊Silly Italian Creature ◇ DA: jackross-v.deviantart ◇ Bsky: jackrossv.bsky.social ◇ Blog's Theme Icon was drawn by me. ◇ Tags mean nothing to me. ◇ This is a safe space for everyone, as long as you don't harass me. ◇ Please, don't try chatting with me. I'm incapable of human interactions of any sort. I exist only to silently reblog everything I see. ◇ This description is incredibly old and a little cringe but I can't be bothered to change it. Be cringe be free.

[goodupstandingcitizen]

[anyacad0]

it's like 50% actual biological differences and 50% insecurity I think

[moonsoon-art]

The Imperator and Her Sword

[oi-isha-oi]

What defines a blade?

Simplified his design so I don’t kill myself.

[peurabel]

Evernight! Another pink haired honkai character i had to draw cuz i love her <3 this time again in more detailed style. I cant choose one or another

[synth3ticanimal]

[tordenvejr]

just remembered i'm a real person to other people

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

"What x are you?" quizzes are a gift actually because people, like cats, actually do like being in boxes as long as it's their choice, there are zero consequences for being in the box, and they can leave the box any time they want. Just sitting in a box that says Mint Chocolate Chip.

[grawly]

i have no opinion on this other than that conceptually its really really funny

[thedeerus]

total stuck-up softies

[frickedo]

somebody probably did this already but whatever

[yearningfever]

please tell me you get the joke. it's a stupid one, yes.

ALSO WHY IS IT SO PIXELATED?! whatever. im nonchalant about it. totally. yeah.

[coffairyy]

They're so dear to me

[kalfyaarts]

trap

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post