Tired Cryptid

◇ Jack/Alastair or just V┊He/They┊25+┊Aries ♈┊Silly Italian Creature ◇ DA: jackross-v.deviantart ◇ Bsky: jackrossv.bsky.social ◇ Blog's Theme Icon was drawn by me. ◇ Tags mean nothing to me. ◇ This is a safe space for everyone, as long as you don't harass me. ◇ Please, don't try chatting with me. I'm incapable of human interactions of any sort. I exist only to silently reblog everything I see. ◇ This description is incredibly old and a little cringe but I can't be bothered to change it. Be cringe be free.

[goodupstandingcitizen]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[correct-vampire-opinions]

#WAY too much green though.. how bad could that be?

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[oneheadtoanother]

[enba-and-luka]

[newporters]

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[unpretty]

self-recognition through the other (concerned)

[unpretty]

damn. that guy needs help. yes i'm sure. no i'm not telling you why.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[redstonedust]

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”