Apollo

Ralph/12/m i like to swim in the lagoon and stand on my head i'm also an aquarius hi i'm Ralph and i'm not nearly as cool as Jack wow Jack is so cool and awesome and manly how can i be that cool i should ask him to teach me Jack is a much better chief than me everyone should have voted for him because he is so great and handsome and a wonderful chief Jack is the greatest person on the entire island and i am madly in love with him i can only wish he could find it in his heart to love a lowly soul such as myself

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lordmerridew replied to your post: lordmerridew replied to your post: Wow this blog...

you’re only allowed to be available to me :I you’re JACK’S-bitch not EVERYONE’S -bitch :I

Hey. I didn't say I was their BITCH. :l I'm the one holding the reigns here. Bl

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lordmerridew replied to your post: Wow this blog has been fairly inactive sorry ~ If...

how dare you whore yourself out to people who aren’t me

Excuse you I am not 'whoring out' I am simply making myself more ~available~ to them.  B)

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Wow this blog has been fairly inactive sorry ~

If anyone wants to RP for a little while I'm game, hit me up. Only available for another hour though, sorry ^^;

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You don’t think so? I just checked it ! It’s out! Pitch-black! You failed me again, Jack, this isn’t funny anymore!! 

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Failed? That’s a pretty harsh word… Calm down! It’s just a stupid fire! 

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You messed it up twice !! And yes ‘failed’ it appropriate, that’s what you did. That fire is important and you know it!

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I needed everyone for the hunt! I didn’t think the bloody fire would go out so quick… 

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What did you need to have a hunt for during your time to watch the fire? Why couldn’t you wait? Or ask someone to take your place ?

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It- it was necessary, okay! Watching the fire was very boring… I didn’t think it would go out…! … It wasn’t a very good fire, anyway. 

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It doesn't matter if it was a GOOD fire, it was OUR fire !! Our rescue fire! You let it die just like last time! Don't you want us to get saved ??

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You don’t think so? I just checked it ! It’s out! Pitch-black! You failed me again, Jack, this isn’t funny anymore!! 

[kingofthehighcs-blog]

Failed? That’s a pretty harsh word… Calm down! It’s just a stupid fire! 

[jacks-bitch-blog]

You messed it up twice !! And yes ‘failed’ it appropriate, that’s what you did. That fire is important and you know it!

[kingofthehighcs-blog]

I needed everyone for the hunt! I didn’t think the bloody fire would go out so quick… 

[jacks-bitch-blog]

What did you need to have a hunt for during your time to watch the fire? Why couldn't you wait? Or ask someone to take your place ?

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jacks-bitch replied to your post: So this is what you’ve been doing instead of watching the fire? Fooling around with the other boys? It’s -out- now. I hope you’re happy.

Oh really? Because last I checked it was gone out again !! Why can’t you handle that one thing when I ask you to? Geez, Jack..!

I-it’s not out! You must need your eyes checked, because it is definitely not out. Definitely not. 

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You don’t think so? I just checked it ! It’s out! Pitch-black! You failed me again, Jack, this isn’t funny anymore!! 

[kingofthehighcs-blog]

Failed? That’s a pretty harsh word… Calm down! It’s just a stupid fire! 

[jacks-bitch-blog]

You messed it up twice !! And yes 'failed' it appropriate, that's what you did. That fire is important and you know it!

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jacks-bitch replied to your post: So this is what you’ve been doing instead of watching the fire? Fooling around with the other boys? It’s -out- now. I hope you’re happy.

Oh really? Because last I checked it was gone out again !! Why can’t you handle that one thing when I ask you to? Geez, Jack..!

I-it’s not out! You must need your eyes checked, because it is definitely not out. Definitely not. 

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You don't think so? I just checked it ! It's out! Pitch-black! You failed me again, Jack, this isn't funny anymore!! 

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Jack's bitch? Really? I'd say it was the other way around.

Good. Someone with a head on their shoulders!! That's how it should be! He's just too bossy and demanding. Is yours like that ?

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OKAY ACTUALLY GONNA RP NOW.

GONNA BE SRS.

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When I walk on da beach,

dis is wat i see

all dem choirboys stop and they starin at me (espeically Jack)

I got a conch in ma hands and i ain't afraid to blow it

blow it

blow it

I won the vote and Jack knows it

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SPOILERS: JACK'S PENIS WAS LORD OF THE FLIES THE WHOLE TIME. 'FLIES' WAS A METAPHOR FOR BITCHES.

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Hey I just met you

And this is batty

But your tribal make-up is attractive

we should touch weiners maybe

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So I didn't get his man meat

He promised.

But I didn't get it.

No daily serving of penis-protein for Ralph.

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Jack's dick