I’m A Bat Lover (And My Wife Is Fine With It) - Part 2 By Jared Collins
So, why do I love bats, and why should you love bats too? Essentially, I’ve narrowed it down to three very good reasons: they are beautiful, they are bizarre, and they are beneficial. Let’s start with beauty. Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So, I challenge you to open our mind and behold their beauty! Personally, I think the northern ghost bat (Diclidurus albus), with its pure white fur and beady black eyes, is a true thing of beauty. And, the pied bat (Niumbaha superba), with cream colored stripes and patches of fur that contrast beautifully against its coal black primary coloration, is one of the most stunning creatures on the planet! Anyway, all bats are beautiful in their own unique way and I hope that you take the time to seek out their beauty for yourself.
Now let’s talk about the bizarre. We humans love everything bizarre, that’s what keeps life interesting, right? Every species of bat is unique in some bizarre way, what’s not to love about that! For instance, the tube-lipped nectar bat (Anoura fistulata) has a tongue that is 150% the size of its overall body length, making it the longest tongue relative to body size of any mammal! And, the long-crested free-tailed bat (Chaerephon chapini) is named for the distinctive half-inch crest of hair between its ears that looks exactly like a Mohawk! It’s true, bats are bizarre and come in all shapes and sizes. So, take some time to educate yourself about bats and you may stumble upon something seemingly too weird to be true, yet that it is!
Finally, while it’s perfectly fine to love bats because they are beautiful and bizarre, the best reason is because they are beneficial to human health and comfort! For instance, do you love a good margarita, especially one heavy on tequila (I do!)? Well, if you do, then you indirectly love bats too! Why? Because two species of long-nosed bats (Leptonycteris sanborni and L. nivalis) just happen to be the primary pollinators of blue agave, the tequila plant. In fact, many plants depend completely on bats as their only pollinators. In addition, bats play a huge role in controlling insect pests. Research recently published in the Proceedings of the Academy of Sciences revealed that bats play a significant role in combating corn crop pests, saving farmers over one billion dollars a year in global crop damages. All in all, bats play a vital role in nature by dispersing seeds, pollinating plants and controlling insect pests, and I propose that they be now and forever referred to as man’s best friends. (Note: Click on the common name of each bat mentioned to see a photo)









