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What I lack in personality, I make up for in apologies Sorry

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If my child ever came out as fucking ‘wolfkin’, I would disown it in the woods and see how the little bastard survived 

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Hair cut? More like hair cute 👸🏼 Instagram: jacobmazon for anyone who wants it ❤️

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cause im mr brightside

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if this isn’t already how you dance to mr brightside you’re lying

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so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

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even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim 

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If you get abusive/defensive/depressed over a fictional relationship your a fucking moron

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*You’re.

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Fuck off

[jacobofsuburbia]

I like how it isn't just me who corrects you

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Me: *using a ouija board*

Me: danny phantom if ur here...

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Bandanabanana

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It’s weird how some people see me as vain, yet I take so many selfies because I lack in self esteem, and attempt to boost it through social media…

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Forever on a mission for better lighting

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Reblog this or Freddy Kruger will photo bomb you as well

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Am I Tumblr yet or nah?

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I’ve just realised that I have different hair in every photo I’ve uploaded 🙈

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Hsm is life

When I was 8, I told my mum I wanted to join the choir. She was like “but what if your friends laugh at you? I was like "mum, if they do that, I guess they aren’t my real friends” She though I was being mature and shit, but really, I was just quoting high school musical

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S

I'm the sass without the ass

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Best friend 👸🏼👸🏽

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Throwback to before I dyed my hair every week

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Monochrome is my saviour