that horse girl... @jaguarguard - Tumblr Blog

I guess I'll make an intro post...

Hi guys! Welcome! Lovely to meet you!

Yes I do have an unhealthy attachment to my production script thank you for asking.

Feel free to stay and chat, I love to make new friends! I promise I don't bite.... most of the time.... okay... I do bite... but like... in a friendly way!

Oh, also I write fanfiction :)

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AO3: Kitty_Cat_X3

I'm open to agere Killer chat requests right now! can't guarrantee that i'll do your request, but i shall do my best :3

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so fun coming across pre-9/11 references to the twin towers bc people loathed them. You can be reading a random book from the 90s and stumble across succulent easter eggs like this:

"...where the World Trade Center (so good they did it twice!) stands as the final failure of architecture; not an idea, not a design, not a whimsy, not a grace note, not a shred of art or passion wrinkles those sharply creased trouser legs."

(Don't Ask by Donald E. Westlake)

jaguarguard

That is so iconic

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

so fun coming across pre-9/11 references to the twin towers bc people loathed them. You can be reading a random book from the 90s and stumble across succulent easter eggs like this:

"...where the World Trade Center (so good they did it twice!) stands as the final failure of architecture; not an idea, not a design, not a whimsy, not a grace note, not a shred of art or passion wrinkles those sharply creased trouser legs."

(Don't Ask by Donald E. Westlake)

puzzled-on-main

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

arkheia

yeah

stuckinapril

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

potionorchard

People will deadass be like "I want a villain who is evil but still cares about someone despite that and it doesn't change that they're evil."

Then Hazbin Hotel will give them that with Valentino and they'll say "EW THEY'RE EXCUSING A RAPIST BECAUSE HE GOT SAD ONCE! THIS EVIL ASS SHOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE VIVZIE SAID SHE'S JUST LIKE VALENTINO AND SHE'S WOOBIFYING US AND USING VOODOO MAGIC TO MAKE US FEEL BAD FOR HIM!!!"

No. Valentino isn't a different character from S1 just because he felt a little sad for thirty seconds in a song about the possibility of his family breaking apart and Vox treating him like crap. In S2, we see him entirely through Vox's and Velvette's perspectives where to them, he's their overly clingy and emotional core.

As soon as he's perceived by Cherri and Husk trying to get Angel out of there, he states "Get your hands off of my property" and throws down with them. He recognizes Vox and Velvette's personhood because he loves and treasures them. He doesn't for Angel or anyone else (that we know of). He even smirks at Angel when Angel realizes he's going to return to Valentino after all this because bodily and mind autonomy has been utterly shattered. Valentino is still presented as a clear villain.

Stop these disingenuous readings because you wanna imagine Vivzie and co as bad people or something. Open your eyes. Actually watch the show. Hell! Listen to the commentary for S1. Vivzie goes into a good and important explanation that Val's high energy and charisma is compensation for his abusive actions and how he gets away with his actions by being conveniently attractive. You know... like people in real life do! Imagine that.

Hazbin Hotel has showed time and time again that there will be imperfect victims and complicated abusers. And that's uncomfortable. But this is a show for adults, believe it or not. So... grow up and start paying attention like the rest of us.

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h0lyshift

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

creativepromptsforwriting

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

creativepromptsforwriting

I don't need AI to write. I can create fake scenarios in my head perfectly fine myself.

fandoms-most-parentified

I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 2 poll 9)

pukicho - Tumblr

Olruggio & Qifrey - Witch Hat Atelier

Remaining time: 6 days 46 minutes

Propaganda under cut

moody-b1tch

@pukicho says he would prioritize the child!

moody-b1tch

I am NOT making shit up.

featherlight143

Have you actually been attracted to a fictional character?

Real people are disgusting

Yes

No

What the fuck are you talking about?

Remaining time: 1 day 6 hours

I just learned that people actually felt attraction to fictional characters. I can’t possibly see how that could even work. Please tell me if this is true for you.

sexy-people-contests-2026

Have you seen Eda Clawthorne? If so I don’t know how you could answer no

drax-the-vampire-king

You cant even look up Lola Bunny without safe search on or you'll be flooded with porn.

wintercorrybriea2

juvenile springtail

redstonedust

characters who get the "i can fix him" urge not because theyre a saint who loves everyone inherently but because they think "if i can prove there's good in everyone, maybe i can start feeling like i'm worthy or being seen as good too."