You Look Slutty (affectionate)

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[jahsontodd]

Ilya treating the doomed Boston sleepover like the biggest husband audition of all time. Shane do you like my house? Shane do you like that I have ginger ale? Shane do you like that I made dinner? Shane do you like my clothes? Shane do you like gossiping about hockey together? Shane do you like me petting your head? Where are you going

[penandinkprincess]

laughing about the idea of shane in shallergies verse at an event having a reaction but not wanting to make a scene, so he uses his epipen, dabs his sweaty face as best he can with napkins, and then manages to go back and find ilya in the crowd and is just "heeeyyyyy" *literally holding onto ilya's arm bruisingly tight to stay upright* "hospital :)"

[eldritchazure]

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya wants to fuck the brown M&M so bad it makes him look stupid

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya wakes up from a wet dream where he’s getting crazy head from her and Shane is like What Was That About… and Ilya is half asleep and mildly embarrassed and just blurts out ‘Scott Hunter’ before thinking He maybe should have said You, My Darling Husband but alas he had post-cum brain

[xio2mara]

International Prospect Cup (2008) — Regina, Saskatchewan

[haley-harrison]

Ilya: Hollander and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Shane: We WHAT?!

[kaijuerotica]

hollanov had to share a locker room during the hours between flirting at the bar and pleakin in the hotel room and im just wondering who else was in that locker room and what kind of suffering they endured

[plumeriyaaa]

Ilya vs. the Hollander family’s ancient crusty white dog that does NOT fw him

[grabmyboner]

where’s that post about how ilya fucking hates gritty the philly flyers mascot. I think about it so often. he hates gritty so much he gets so unbelievably angry when he sees his orange ass, shane has to tell him to calm down and do something breathing exercises

[jahsontodd]

I pinned one of my big posts bc I realized people might forget I have been funny before. When you see a funny post by me, it was not a fluke. I am a person who is funny multiple times even. When you see a funny post of mine, don’t worry, it’s not a scarce resource. I have more coming. More brewing. More in the pipeline. For y’all!

[ilyasmole]

i'm pleakin out

[ilyasmole]

@icefrozenground Beautiful Addition

[scunthotter]

I think if Shane had his way, Ilya would be everyone's favorite person.

[shanyshko]

we need to discuss how in tampa shane hollander went to the pool just to lay on his deck chair and ogle ilya. this is shane hollander we're talking about. in february of a season. he's not even conceivably swimming laps or something he's literally just there to ogle. hedonist

[jahsontodd]

Shane’s stylist in canon, to me, sucks. He says I want to look like I give a fuck about what I wear. I wear gym clothes all the time. And they respond hm yes a blazer. He knows THAT already ok we were hoping for something more inspired

[madrasaur]

bellboy mr shane hollander at your service!

[jahsontodd]

For a significant part of their hook up era, Shane and Ilya are captains. Meaning they had to go make their case to the Refs about why certain shit head (or what they would allege- totally justified) actions by their teammates shouldn’t get a penalty. I want to know if Shane and Ilya ever revisit the positions they took with the ref during a game

[jahsontodd]

“I can’t believe he bought your bullshit on Connors’”

“My bullshit? It was the truth I was right there! You were across the fucking ice Hollander!”

“And I saw that hook from across the ice it was that obvious!”

[myshane]

it’s 10pm. do you know where yourshane is?

[hollanderthoughts]

“Shane are you gay” this “Shane are you gay” that like idk man it depends

[hollanderthoughts]

If my schedule lines up with his that week, obviously