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hi! im jake. i use he/him, and i certainly have interests! trust me! feel free to ask me anything! :P

[jakedirkfanboy]

#evil pinned post. hi!!! i'm jake. my main fandoms are: Homestuck, 5SOS (or just osc content in general!), deltarune, and undertale.

i mostly just reblog here, or post about my personal life, so if you're here for my rare art posts, sorry :-( i dont really post here often either,, or on any socials gulp... im mostly just here for friends i suppose!!!

my dni list is as so: the obvious ones, transmedicalists, darkship/profic, ANYONE whos annoying about shipping discourse.

my typology and such: e2 core spso297 2w1 entj prospitian heir of hope

also this is probably important for like a frame of reference for how i act, i am a MENTALLY ILL (big bold letters that i cant do on tumblr mobile) teenager (not listing specific age for obvious reasons)

ok i think thats it byeeee

[jakedirkfanboy]

Flowers blooms in your heart...

[jakekatfangirl]

Everyone in my class thinks I’m a guy and homophobic yet I’m acctualy a girl and gay like HELP?

[jakedirkfanboy]

[mediocrebreastfeeder]

[jakedirkfanboy]

Scrambling to come up with a game to play with oomf before they get whisked away by fnaf world and date everything... i fucking hate stardew valley but sacrifices have to be made on occasions

[jakedirkfanboy]

Oomf is cute but a bullet through their head feels like it would be even cuter... Much to consider...

[shotgun00]

Dirk yo 👀

[aropride]

do you think in the 1910/1920s people were getting in trouble for joking like "we just hit the iceberg..." and "this is literally my titanic"

[jakedirkfanboy]

I have a fucked up sleep schedule so whenever i wake up at like 3 am oomf is like. Dead asleep so i just text him shit throughout the morning until he wakes up. Absence makes the heart grow fonder or whatever.

[jakedirkfanboy]

I'm a late bloomer unfortunately... i got my name when i was 14... sorry guys...

Shit. Forgot reference humor isn't funny anymore. Whoops!!!

[jakekatfangirl]

oomf dont be scared to be gay arounme im gay for you in a aromantic way

[jakedirkfanboy]

#ThrowbackThursday! Why are only your posts on my feed. #SMH

[jakedirkfanboy]

MY FRIEND IS NAMING HIMSELF AFTON AND ITS ALL MY FAULT

[jakedirkfanboy]

I am a MIRACLE WORKER. He goes by thomas now. Put me on make a wish i can handle it. Don't quote me on that.

[jakedirkfanboy]

MY FRIEND IS NAMING HIMSELF AFTON AND ITS ALL MY FAULT

[jakedirkfanboy]

qpr put he/it pronouns in bio im #free

[jakekatfangirl]

is being trans like okay with you guys asking before i do it :/

[jakedirkfanboy]

Well. Yeah. Obviously???!? Come ON man. (Used gender neutrally. Just incase you're like. Nonbinary or something.)

[jakedirkfanboy]

Ok. So it was "sad tire". WHATEVER!!!

[epicsause-official]

hate when i get a password wrong and the browser goes "heyyyy :) do you want me to save those credentials you entered :)" like i am already humiliated why must you rub salt into that wound firefox

[jakekatfangirl]

is being trans like okay with you guys asking before i do it :/

[jakedirkfanboy]

Well. Yeah. Obviously???!? Come ON man. (Used gender neutrally. Just incase you're like. Nonbinary or something.)