i am fuckin' royalty

I'm Jake. Mr. Megido works, too =) This blog is mostly dumb fandom stuff. Savior stfujake if you wanna avoid my dumb text posts. I was currently working on a badly written multi-chaptered Eriara fic, Going the Distance, but it's on an indefinite hiatus...

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I don’t understand the whole “in loving memory” car decal thing. Like are you dedicating your broke down Ford Focus to your dead grandma? What gives.

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anon asked: I love your art style, can you please draw some eriara?? ^u^ ((fuck yeah i can draw some eriara, here’s a sketch ))

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*desperately needs to update my blog theme but is too lazy*

awhy are messages being weird holy shit nobody told me I had all these

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I love when people call eridan danny like god damn, eridanny

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danny

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lmao i forgot my password/email again but i prevailed

sup

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i fucking hate you so much get on skype i have some bITCHING TO DO @ U FUCKER stop disappearing all the time and texting me sporadically from random ass numbers

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rudie sweetheart baby I love you lmao. ill get on tonight promise.

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lmao i forgot my password/email again but i prevailed

sup

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I FIGURED

OUT

MY PASSWORD

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imagine if for the longest time cronus thought roxy was a high blood human and didnt learn until a good deal later that her blood color was red and that she, and all humans, had a much shorter lifespan

maybe they’re fighting over her renewed drinking problem and cronus is trying to take her glass...

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 #my silver lining is that cronus prob would end up dying from either liver failure or like a fucking drunk driving accident #bc he seems like the kind of guy to just really let himself go after a point #and hey he and roxy could totally be happy in the afterlife at least#still sobbing

none of this was necessary and i hope youre sorry for the pain youve inflicted on the croxy community

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i hope im not intruding by asking whats wrong? because out of all the people i follow i have never seen you upset so im worried!

its ok, youre not really intruding or anything. i just kind of dont like going into detail about things because i hate burdening people with stuff they shouldnt have to worry about?? but it involves my mom and just yeah 

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Commission for Dope-Tier!

Humanstuck EriAra with them reading Harry Potter together.

Eridan swears he hates it because magic ain’t evven real, but Aradia later finds him in Slytherin robes with a wand re-enacting scenes.

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Animal (3.7k)

Characters: Cronus Ampora, Roxy Lalonde Pairing: Cronus/Roxy Rating: Explicit Contains: NSFW, Oral Sex, Interspecies Relationships, Pheromones, Xenobiology Summary: Cronus isn’t sure he’ll ever get used to the way humans smell.

A/N: Killing two birds with one stone since an anon requested Roxy receiving oral and a friend wanted something with pheromones so this is sort of a surprise for them. They know who they are. I‘ve never written smut before I am so sorry if it’s horrible. (Read it on AO3)

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whoops almost forgot to crosspost this

anywayyyy going on a month-long hiatus since i’ll be overseas D:::: sorry guys! enjoy your summer in the meantime

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yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?" and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her  hand over her heart and sat down in shock 

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Barbarians.

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i havent seen you in a while, where have you been? i hope everything is ok :x

things have been p bad lately for me, but this is the first time in a while i’ve actually logged in so yeah. im still around!! just kinda not all there at the moment. hopefully i can get back in the swing of things sooner than later but i really dunno right now. thank you though!

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I hope this is alright. This was only supposed to be a paragraph but I couldn’t stop. You can also read it here on AO3!

You can’t remember how Roxy managed to convince you that letting Cronus spend the night would be a good idea, but you sure as hell regret letting her do so. It wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to be subjected to the two of them constantly hanging off each other, and also if maybe Cronus would stop trying so fucking hard to get into Roxy’s pants. He probably thinks it’s only a matter of time, be he couldn’t be further from the truth. After all, why does he think you always tag along with the both of them instead of letting them hang out alone? Seriously, he should just give up; it’s not going to happen because you’re not going to let it happen. Ever.

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