Overgrown

You catch more flies with honey but you catch more honies being bi. Just a fly Latino bi guy here to share some honest words, smiles, and a laugh or two.

[slavery]

Y’all will lyft to to your next dick appointment but won’t lyft your hands up in glory to god

[marleyq]

Whose mama wrote this

[iamelectricsunshine]

[killerbytes]

this really desps my cito

[ambernicole]

“Nick Jonas could choke me on any holy day.” Nick Jonas Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets

[melonmemes]

They sure do

[flipyeahkelly-deactivated202209]

terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree

[365daysinalife]

[journeymanfool]

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[seshrat]

thank you for your sacrifice

[screenshotsofdespair]

[humorhour]

[poshwife]

[sca-nerd]

Sometimes I photoshop our fighters onto yorkies like they are riding them into battle.

[sca-nerd]

[sca-nerd]

[sca-nerd]

This one might be my favorite. This one is also my Knight.

[odinsblog]

Therese Patricia Okoumou. Patriot.

[the-real-ted-cruz]

i wanna know what he was pre malone

[r-ssjm]

shia labeouf

[buzzfeedrewind]

Moments on “Hey Arnold!” that got way too real.

[weheartfandom]

!!!

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

couple things

my town’s fireworks were cancelled because they had hired a new company to supply the display this year, and the company ended up not having a properly certified driver to deliver the fireworks from maryland to beachwood, NJ. 

everyone found this out at 2pm on july 4th.

the display was not delivered earlier because apparently there was no place to store them.

my town has been doing this for like 70 years so like. good work everyone involved.

when calls were made to the company, callers were met with an automated message informing them that the company was closed for the holiday.

amazing

mayor was Pissed beyond Pissed. this is a huge thing that my town’s been doing for decades that people invest a lot of money in. everyone’s bummed.

however

around 8:30 last night, everyone and their mother started shooting off illegal fireworks, implying that people heard about this, and immediately drove to delaware or pennsylvania, and stocked up on all the good shit that’s illegal in NJ.

not a single siren/police boat to be seen

from my aunt’s dock, i had a great view of one house on the water in particular shooting off more fireworks than everyone else, blasting music, tons of smoke and noise.

it was the mayor’s house

[rain-cheese]

[gemfag-deactivated20260102]

reminder that Channing Tatum is bisexual