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Well, James Sirius Potter?
I know you’ve heard this before, but you are just…so handsome.Â
Oh, also, I told Tibalt I would carry their baby. Hope that’s not an issue.Â
It just... Means so much more when you say it, though.
Of course it isn't. You are the logical choice, after all. You know, when we end up getting married, our family is going to make up 3/4 of the wizarding community.
Well, James Sirius Potter?
Well, we both know that’s true, but I wasn’t going to make you admit it in front of your friends.Â
Oh, and if you think I’m walking into the Burrow and sitting down for dinner and that’s when you plan on revealing to your family that I’m taking you away from them, you should stop smoking the gillyweed.Â
I've already tasted defeat. Very, very sweet defeat. No point in hiding it now.
I wasn't going to! I've told Albus and Ti and Jace and Lily and Rosie and Molly... I just haven't quite gotten around to Teddy yet... Or Vic... Or Fred... Or Roxanne... I have a large family, okay, I'm working on it.
I can't believe it...
Well, you have Calibrid so I can count on her to decrease your ego to more manageable scales. As for the teasing…I’ll see what I can do. And no problem, love.
I will. If it turns out he is Italian, then I will give you full permission to gloat and show off at how you were right.Â
All right. I've got another blonde demanding my attention. I'll see you around, Perry. Don't forget to keep in touch, I'll be quite torn up if you do. You still have the coin. Give me a call if you need anything.Â
Well, James Sirius Potter?
Are you going to ask me dance?
Hey. You're the one that wears the pants in this relationship. I thought you were going to ask me to dance.
You look lovely, if it isn't obvious.
omg I’ve been looking for this for so long
Hey Potter?
I don’t usually hug, so no. But thanks for the tip.
Take care of yourself, Potter.Â
You too, Fawley... And if you ever need anything, I mean anything at all... *fishes one of the Ascendo coins out of his back pocket* Press the center of this, all right? I'll see what I can do.
Congrats, by the way. You got one of those, it means you're officially a war hero.Â
I can't believe it...
Thanks. I know your parents are proud of you too. Everyone is. But you don’t need me to say it to know it.
Someone’s caught the elusive James Potter? I’ve got to give her all the props for that. I’m so happy for you, James. Congratulations.
I’m staying around here for a few days, to make sure what needs to be done is done. Then, I’m going to stay with Lottie in London for a few weeks, be with Jordan for some time. Then, I’m going wherever I want to. Who knows, maybe I’ll find love too.Â
What are you guys trying to do? Make my head bigger than it already is? That's probably hazardous for my health, you know.
Haha, I suppose she has. Calibrid Opalline. If you see her later, do me a favor and tease her relentlessly for it. Thanks, love. That means a lot, believe it or not.
Sounds like a Grade A plan. Tell Professor Bristol I said hi, and Jordan as well of course. Freedom. Sounds beautiful. Oh, I have no doubt you will. Probably someone Italian. I hear they're suckers for fiery blondes.
Hey Potter?
…………. You’re a good guy. I just thought you should know that. And I never really hated you. I envied you. I’m sorry for what I did to you. Have a good summer.
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You're a shitty hugger, has anyone ever told you that?
Hey Captain!
Okay you cannot say things like that and expect me not to cry, and I’m trying to save all the crying for the ceremony.Â
So what did you get me for my Joining?Â
Weeell... *pulls him to the side, materializing a tiny package* I was going to wait until later, but since you're trying not to cry, I think I need to make you laugh. So, you know how you're always losing your soon-to-be husband? Well, not anymore. With the help of this bell, manufactured by myself and Freddie, that won't ever happen again! He wears it around his neck, and the color will set off his eyes beautifully. And to you, I relinquish the crown. That's right, Tibalt. The one made out of the beer box. The one presented to me in my 6th year, given by Christopher Wood thus anointing me Captain. I'm buying Alice a tiara later, it would be silly for a girl to wear the crown, and I couldn't help but feel there's only one man on this planet that is worthy.
Oh, and your serious gift is 1,000 count sheets for the baby making room. I didn't want to be biased, so they're blue, red, silver, and yellow.Â
I can't believe it...
I feel…so happy. So relieved. So…safe. I haven’t felt this way since my parents died.
So where are you going now?
They would be so, so proud of you, you know.
The sky's the limit, right? Sticking around here for a couple weeks... Then I'm off to a remote island made out of a dead dragon, because in case you haven't heard, I'm in love...Â
What about you? What are Lisa Perry's post-war plans?
Hey Captain!
-wipes his eyes- Okay, I have a man to get joined to, and you have an open bar to wreak havoc on.Â
Save a dance for me at the reception?
Both are true.
You know I will. Congratulations, kid. It's been... A true pleasure, watching you grow into a man.
I can't believe it...
You better, Lioness. You better.Â
How's it feel?
Hey Captain!
Only because you were there to teach me how to be a man, James.Â
You’re the big brother I never had. I can’t tell you how important you’ve been to me, what an enormous part of my life…Godric, I’m gonna miss the hell out of you. I’m so glad you came here today. I would never…I could never do all this without you. God damn it, you bastard…I love you, you know.Â
There isn't any reason to miss me, Ti-rex. It's like I told Teddy earlier, I'm always gonna be with you guys. Physically present or not.
I love you too.
It started out as a feeling
Which then grew into a hope
Which then turned into a quiet thought
Which then turned into a quiet word
And then that word grew louder and louder
'Til it was a battle cry
I'll come back when you call me
No need to say goodbye
Hey Captain!
You can’t run away James. This is the worst joining gift of all time.
How am I supposed to get along without you?Â
I think you'll forgive me when you see your real joining gift. Hey, it's not for forever! And I can write to you. And if there's a 3 AM emergency I will apparate back onto the mainland ASAP so I can help.
And Ti? You don't need me anymore. You're not a naive, little schoolboy who needs a captain to idolize. You're the head of the Gloryflower household, the future Minister of Magic, and one of the bravest people I know. If there is anyone on the face of the planet who can get by without me, it's you.
Hey Captain!
-spits champagne back into the glass- You’re what?
Wait no, you can’t…I was planning on fast-tracking you through to the Chief of the Auror Department!Â
I don't know what that means, but sorry? You could always take one of my hairs, have Al guzzle some polyjuice, and get him to... Fast track!
Hey Captain!
Well, are you going to tell me or are you just going to keep making riddles about it?
As it turns out…how do you say it? “My future prospect lay outside of the realm of academics” or something like that. With the Wizengamot being overthrown and the elections to refill it coming up, my managers think the best shot at being elected Minister eventually is to ride the whole “war hero” wave right into the seat of Chief Warlock while it’s still fresh.
I'm running away with Rapunzel in 2 weeks.
....Well, I guess that's fair. Though, you've ruined my plans, you know. Ever since your first year in Hogwarts I'd decided you were going to be my predecessor. In terms of Captain, I mean. Now I've got to pick someone else. Promise you'll drop in on practices when you can? Make sure Alice is doing her job right?
