Jams

pfp by Fakrr (they won't let me shout them out beyond name, but they're chill)

[jamsthewolf]

How I would be chilling next to the sunny window as a child while listening to the cartoons playing:

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Alright not the first time I've had this thought but... I really should have known soon that I was a therian. Like when I first had a choice to introduce myself on the internet I introduced myself as a german shepherd (the first big fluffy canine I thought of) . I was friend with that person for like five years XOD . Eventually I did give up trying to get them to treat me as a dog that could talk though :O< . I felt kinda stupid for even trying a bit after that. But anyway. A time after that someone asked me what my favourite animal was (yes it is actually crazy that nobody ever asked me this before, I had to be like 10 at the time, like wtf) and I had to think about it. And I said wolf XOD . I guess it isn't that shocking now huh. Oh I just realized I should've said this one first. But I've always liked big and fluffy dogs XOD . But anyway cutting back to more recent times. So maybe last September I met a new friend after not really talking to anyone for a year. And maybe just a week or so into our friendship. A little meme came up. It was something like: "On the internet you never know when you're talking to a dog." Or something on those lines. But I took it as an opportunity to be like: "You would never know if I were a dog. That would be crazy... Anyway; Do you have any bones!!!!?" And I'll be honest, I 100% made this joke too much. To the point they questioned if I was hinting I thought I was a dog. Jokes on them. I'm a wolf. And now they know, they're chill about it. Not even going to lie. They told me about therianthropy. Asked me if I related to that. And then I (at like 1 in the morning) was like: "Well what does it mean to identify as something." I think they just said something like: "Being yourself." Which is fair. But honestly at that point in my life I seen it as a rather abstract idea. Because I did all of the normal human things related to "being yourself". And honestly almost everything I did take as "being me" was just random human things I was like: "Welp I gotta be something. These things are me now I guess." No joke I felt no attachment to myself. I was trying what I seen other humans do and work with. But honestly I did not feel human. I just didn't feel any connection on a personal level to humanity's interests. Nor to it's look. I won't lie I find humans kinda ugly ( including myself don't worry XOD ) . And that was because: I was not human. And still am not. Kinda seems obvious now.

Sorry for dumping my life story here XOD.

[jamsthewolf]

You know. I think it is easier for a wolf to be a wolf stuck in a human body. In comparison to a human trying to be a human stuck in a wolf body. Honestly I would've thought it would be almost equal. Until I thought about it. They can't even make human noises. I can make wolf noises. That must be torment. Respect to all the humankins. I have legit no clue where they are. But my respects. This is such a random thought post. And no your local wolf isn't high... Right now.

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Quick reminder. Don't treat animals like humans. But certainly give them plenty of pillows, cheese and garlic bread. I can recommend you give them that. Especially me.

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This is how I am with my dog XOD (I'm the one trying to play):

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How I feel warning the humans around me that I heard some dangerous animal:

Shush. Didn't you hear... There are wolves.

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Hey! blub blub blub Could you hel-! blub blub blub Me! blub blub blub Stop filming me for your ticktock! blub I'mma so eat you when I get to shore!

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Local wolf gets jumpscared as 99+ things come by to observe it.

No but serious. I'm glad you guys got to see it. (All of it was the cheese post, the last one that was made) Because I thought it was a quite funny post :O3 .

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Did anyone else like just wana live in a hole in the ground as a child? Hell even today I would! I remember trying to convince my humans ("parents" blah) to let me make a den ( I called it a basement XOD ) in their yard. Anyone else that wanted to do this XOD ?

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This is how I feel giving someone a hug:

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Just enjoying some slushy rn.

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I'm such a hypocrite sometimes. Getting annoyed with my dog (my puppy, she isn't still a puppy, except in my heart) because she keeps asking for food that she just gagged out on my bed. Like she just shown she doesn't want it. But who am I to complain. I'm over here downloading a game I know I'm going to delete in a few hours. And being like "No I'mma enjoy the game." Spoiler: I won't. Or just aimlessly going to the kitchen (you shouldn't let a wolf have full access to your cabinets) and after finding out only chocolate is left. Well. Lemme just say it is going to start with the thought "Well there is nothing else to eat." And end with that chocolate being gagged out into the rubbish bin. I don't even have some sort of excuse. Like I should know better XOD . The only thing I can say about all of this is don't judge the dogs around you. At least not until you look at yourself.

[jamsthewolf]

Shush. Shush. Shush. I'm not stealing your cheese. That would be crazy. I mean you're seeing a talking wolf. You're clearly delirious. Go back to sleep. And maybe sleep bark... I mean sleep talk about where the cheese cabinet is. I promise not to shed too much in your house if you tell me.

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Huh seems like it is give a wolf a present moment... I'll take this... ("Should I take this?" -paranoid wolf brain)

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What do you mean the doggy paddle! I'm a wolf!

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Hey! What do you guys think of these sparkling effects I added to my fur. I actually didn't edit this image, I think that is just snow.

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Oh hey there! Just ignore me eating an over sized vanilla waffer.