and i love him

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Tink bb.

C'mere, you. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Well, my apetite's ruined.

[jerry-lumiere-orbach]

Too much to handle, watching all that gore going on?

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

You could say that, yeah. I mean there's the whole slitting of throats. That happens a lot. And then there's the God-awful jousting, which is just two minutes of gruesome. 

M'Jane Porter, by the way. Pleasure. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Well, my apetite's ruined.

Thank you, Game of Thrones, for all the gore that has prohibited me from being able to even dare eat. It's much appreciated.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Maria I can't start it nowwww but I will laaater so sleeeeep love youuuu!!!!1111!!!!!

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

You just stole my word, again.

So I got away this time. Ten points to Edward Jameson.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

I was born to steal your word.

I do not know which to prefer/The beauty of inflections/Or the beauty of innuendos,/The blackbird whistling/Or just after.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

So it’s the dealio?

But I broke your soul in a good way, didn’t I?

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Dealio.

Okay so... Maybe one other time. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

If I’m unable to remember a column without ten minutes then I’ll take off a piece of clothing, however if I do, then you should follow the rules.

Breaks your soul? That’s a terrible thing to do, I’d never want to do that. I’m sorry milady.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

You're a stealer, that's what you are. You stole my idea. 

You are forgiven, Sir Edward. But just this once. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

Like…….what? I’m open to suggestions but if you have none then I’m willing to play it my way.

It’s nice to hear you curse once in a while. Did I say something wrong?

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

...Well what's your way then?

You hardly ever say anything wrong. You just say stuff that breaks my soul sometimes. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

Fun? If you call drooling in chemistry class fun then…okay, it should be fun.

Let’s make it our special thing, okay? Our ‘okay’ can be our always.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

What if we make a game out of it? 

Oh my God. You didn't just say that. Oh. My. Good. Fucking. Lord. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

I’d rather go a week without hockey than to memorise the periodic table. Pleasssssseeeeee.

Why don’t we keep it a special thing between us? Y’know, special stuff for special people. Sounds good to me.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

But it'll be fun. You can do it with me. 

Aww, if you say so. We could've made millions, but, if you insist. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

No no, that’s going to be the end of me. I’d collapse and then no more Edward Jameson for you.

Clumsy is good. Especially when it’s Jane Vivianna clumsy. It’s even better.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Blackmail is not going to help, Edward Matthew Jameson. C'mon, it's fun, I swear. 

Should I make a whole brand of clumsy to share to the world? Jane Vivianna's Clumsy for the whole world. I think I could use a little less of it.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

Okay, good catch. I guess your Jock husband taught you some sport tactics.

You’re not stupid. You’re the farthest thing from stupid, you’re just….clumsy.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Yeah, well, we'll have to get you started on the periodic table now, won't we?

Nice save. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

[edward-jameson-blog]

Do I want to know what happened to the ring?

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

I awkwardly caught it right before it went down the drain. 

It scared me half to death, because at first, I didn't think I had caught it and... I'm stupid sometimes. 

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Next time,

somebody remind me to take off my ring before I try to wash dishes. 

[edward-jameson-blog]

Is food the prize?

Hold on, how did we go from rainbow cake to a planner? Are you planning a wedding for someone?

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Sure, if that's what you want. 

Because it's happy-dappy time. And maybe I am, maybe I'm not. 

[edward-jameson-blog]

Hm, is that a challenge?

I dunno, rainbow cake or something.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Yes it is. It very much is. 

Sounds delicious. Oh, and by the way, I should show you the extremely amazing planner I got. Like seriously. Every stationary nerd's dream.

[edward-jameson-blog]

Well, then you better answer that before I tickle you to death.

Come on, let’s bake a cake and explode the house. Sounds like a better idea to me.

[jane-vivianna-porter-blog]

Try me. 

Dealio. But wait, what kinda cake?