The contents of this jar are questionable

Hey man just whatever you know? he/him 24 year old manbaby

[expertpedestrian]

I can't believe Morrowind for XBox occasionally used really long loading screens to disguise the fact that it had run out of memory and was quietly rebooting the entire console, restarting the game and reloading your save.

That's so incredibly Bethesda.

[expertpedestrian]

Morrowind Completely Rebooted Your Xbox During Some Loading Screens

The latest episode of the official Xbox podcast features a discussion between Microsoft and Bethesda executives about the console manuractur

[midiport]

[pancakeke]

animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die

[memewhore]

[hustlerose]

idk much about jojos bizarre adventure but what i DO know is that there’s a character named r.e.o. speedwagon like the fucking 70s rock band and everyone just thinks that’s fine 

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

reading this is like seeing someone discover pokemon for the first time but they’re like “there’s a lizard that breathes fire? what the hell”

[sweatermuppet]

i hate those posts that are like "what if your mother aborted you?" because it's LIKE. i value my mother as having her own agency above my existence simply because she came first. if she aborted me, id be fine with it because in the fucking hypothetical of un-existence & knowing, id rather her have access to safe abortion than having to carry & birth when she didn't want to like wtf kind of egotistical question is that. do u not value yr mother in the least. whatever joys you've gotten out of life aren't greater than yr mother's choice

[nflstreet]

[umd]

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[drokshonson]

[kangals]

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

[puffinmaster246]

Hey op I drew your fucked up dog

[pinkcat68]

[redspyisinthebased]

where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much

[mr-deep-downer]

[redspyisinthebased]

wait.why does it only have one head?

[mr-deep-downer]

are you fucking with me

[bogleech]

As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol

[pyomorphic]

gen z kids are ritualistically bombarded with american military propaganda every september and told to mourn a tragedy which happened before they were born, not because of the people who died on 9/11, but because of the attack on the abstract ideas of “america” or “freedom” or “western values”. why would gen z care about a country which never cared about them? mockery is the only reasonable response.

[lizardsfromspace]

People ask why Snopes got so much worse & it really should be better exposed that the answer is "everything on the site was written by his wife and when she left him the Snopes guy just hired posters on the Snopes forums to take over"

[prokopetz]

It’s actually very simple: all cartoon characters have Schrödinger’s junk. They exist in a quantum superposition of smooth like a Barbie doll and hung like a horse, and when you collapse the waveform it resolves to whichever option makes the joke land.

[heroofthreefaces]

[whumpster-fire]

Other possible quantum states of what’s in a cartoon character’s pants include the following:

Red-and-white polka dot boxer shorts

Fur

Fig Leaf

Hovering black bar that is insubstantial yet blocks all forms of electromagnetic radiation

Pixelation Field

Comically inadequate pixelation field that leaves very little to the imagination

Sign saying “MADE U LOOK”

Blinding white light

An unfortunately positioned stick of dynamite with half an inch of fuse left

ACME Portable Hole ™

A smaller and more gremlin-like cartoon character

A bear trap, somehow

[thinksnake]

a ridiculously large pixelation field, larger than the original pants

[bedupolker]

Outside

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

op this is good commentary but I’m mostly just captivated by how you drew the kid as a teeny little grub with a propeller hat

[caden]

Boomers are like you couldn’t make Seinfeld today bc the woke mob would cancel it meanwhile every five seconds I see a tumblr post that’s like here’s my idea for an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry starts going by They/He. Idk what point there is to be made here but it does suggest something

[omnidudes-deactivated20240202]

It suggests that whilst Seinfeld was never exactly going out of its way to be outwardly progressive, it was a reflection of the values of the society it was born out of. The characters, whilst brilliant, were purely comedic with very little emotional depth or backstory given to them and therefore existed purely as vessels for comedy and thus they translate very easily to the modern day. George would absolutely get himself cancelled online but not because he’s a bigot, but because he’s an idiot who would think it was OK to make a bad taste joke. Elaine would go out of her way to be overly accepting of everyone’s identities and sexualities, not because she’s a good person but because she’s obsessed with everyone else’s image of her as a good person. Those archetypes can be taken very easily from the society of the early 1990s and the values there to the society and values of the 2020s without losing any sense of their core. 

[wellfine]

I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro​‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.

brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain