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Fandoms come and go but corgis are forever (20+)

[javertthejollypastrychef]

tumblr has not been showing me all of my notifications

if i've ignored you, I haven't it's tumblr's fault

[halleythecometcorgi]

When she’s excited to go outside, she gets a toy to ‘lead’ me with. This inevitably means her toys migrate outside one by one.

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[humans4vampires]

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

[halleythecometcorgi]

It’s getting warmer so she’s been hyped up for hose chasey ✨

[cadaverkeys]

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

[cadaverkeys]

another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.

[cadaverkeys]

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

[bimmyjimmy]

Bim stance

[backgroundmoose]

[bimmyjimmy]

take him and photoshop him

[simplysebby]

Bimmy succumbed to the one ring and can't throw it into the fires of Mount Doom, despite Green Bimmy's urging, effectively dooming all of Middle Bimmyland to eternal darkness under the hands of the dark lord Meowron :/ sorry.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

My precious

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[chernolian]

via teaboot

[hiveswap]

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

[ravioliet]

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[zitasaurusrex]

unrestrained summer fun

[what-even-is-thiss]

Once you learn that the megalodon mostly lived in relatively shallow waters you’re like okay yeah people thinking it’s still alive is just wishful thinking huh

[what-even-is-thiss]

New conspiracy. There is another shark. A deep shark.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Deep shark so sneaky that there’s no record of its existance. Deep shark very smart.

[scrumptiousangst]

Shark so smooth, light slides off

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

family feud is a national treasure 

[halleythecometcorgi]

Lap and scritches ❤️

[thegaymertrainer]

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

[cognitohazardous]

this is how we should generate power for cities

[transmechanicus]

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

[quendergeer]

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

[dogpuppy]