Jayde

[jaydesleeps]

[chipjrwibignaturals]

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

[that-of-a-placeholder-deactivat]

they should make a hrt that gives you cat ears and a tail

[funkytoast]

I love how we all just connectively solve our shipping issues is just saying "____ has two hands" Like omg

Like for ex:

"Dick is dating Kory!" "No He's dating Wally!"

Dick's got two hands.

"Tim is dating Bernard!" "No! He's dating Connor!"

Tim's got two hands.

"Clark is married to Lois!" "But he's dating Bruce!"

CLARK'S. GOT. TWO. MOTHERFUCKING. HANDS!

[jaydesleeps]

Didn’t know she was chill like that

[jaydesleeps]

I’ve been craving the childlike wonder of throwing an assortment of objects into a hole with unknown depth recently

[jaydesleeps]

Me: idk if I actually am extroverted, people wear me out and I love my alone time so much

Also me: I know it’s only the first day of the semester but I’ve made three friends and two new class groupchats

Also also me: I know I was supposed to only be in the store for five minutes but I ran into an old friend and now it’s been 2 hours. we’re getting coffee tomorrow.

[rhynee]

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

[jeena-says-hi]

Plot twist

He’s actually both

[marmaladeclown]

his kids got him the hat

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[jaydesleeps]

The appropriate response to the military

[jaydesleeps]

I love having roommates that have also listened to TMA because our interactions are often like

“So to fix this problem someone needs to go into the crawl space”

“And just hand myself over to the buried??? No thank you”

—

“What’s that little white ball thing in the garage?”

“Oh I think it’s a spider egg sack”

“… and why haven’t you squished it?”

“I’d rather stay on the good side of the spider, thanks”

“Okay.. but if it starts singing to you we have a problem”

[bone-apple-teeths]

everyone's all "omg the magnus protocol characters are going to die in horrible ways I'm not ready ahhh curse you writers" but what if they just. don't. what if the whole cast is totally fine by the end. 0% mortality rate. imagine johnny and alex are playing with our preconceived notions of how this franchise goes literally just to scare us.

[jaydesleeps]

[wokeandghey]

Who's the wetest cat British podcast man?

Jonathan Sims (TMA)

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Voting ended onApr 11, 2024

[radioactive-yuri]

another big difference between tma and tmagp is that in tma, the listener is essentially on the same page as jon at all times. you know what he knows, and when he discovers something new, he immediately tells you. but in tmagp, everyone already knows more than you. and they won't tell you. you just have to try to listen in at the right time.

it's kind of tied to tape recorders; in tma, your existence as the listener is justified. it has a purpose. you are the tape recorder. that's why you get to know everything. in tmagp, you're not supposed to be listening. what you get is scattered, contextless scenes, starring people who don't know that you're listening.

and i fucking love that.

[jaydesleeps]

And on the other hand, we know SO MUCH MORE now than we did in tma

But now the mystery is, how much of what we know is applicable??

Are our assumptions going to lead us down the wrong path??

Is that what Jonny sims WANTS us to think?!?

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i love seeing tmagp posts that are like:

tmagp episode x spoilers below, read at your own risk.

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT TH