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probably didn't hear you the first time bee enthusiast 22

[burieddeepintheshallows]

knitting my first blouse and it's so difficult because every time i try it on for size i keep lounging about in it imagining lounging about in a finished garment. girl i know how to get there i just gotta wORK ON IT

[digitalmyyth]

What is forcefem question

[burieddeepintheshallows]

the solangelo to jerejean pipeline is real and you don't know you're on it until you're knee-deep in it

[burieddeepintheshallows]

sometimes when you have downtime at work you have to construct a fantasy voting laws. to stay sane

[burieddeepintheshallows]

throwing darts at a target until i come back with a feudal republic. somehow

[graveyardglitterr]

happy birthday to this absolute historical moment of a post

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[kawareo]

Raw tomato haters rise up

[lkbh]

jean <3

[pattern-recognition]

if you choose to pay-in-5 a $80 Turkish 12g they might as well ship it with a single shell because it’s not going to be used twice

[pattern-recognition]

with a crisp $20 you could get the PSA suicide special and still have enough left over for the Del Taco kill yourself meal

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[burieddeepintheshallows]

first trilogy is andreil second trilogy is jerejean third trilogy is kevin's transition

[burieddeepintheshallows]

in my own big ol' aroace opinion, i think grace's initial attraction to simon would absolutely be fueled by scientific curiosity. i'm imagining him wanting to run more and more tests and it winding up accidentally becoming a reason to spend more time around each other

[rak0wisko]

stockholm syndrome final boss

[yossyislandd]

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

[transhuman-priestess]

[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.

[yossyislandd]

yes

[yossyislandd]

that being said landlords are parasitoids

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[valtsv]

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

[burieddeepintheshallows]

when ur fave gets their own spinoff series

[burieddeepintheshallows]

hot spider summer