Jay

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[uprincipled]

i'm reading the clone wars movie novelization and it is mentioned that cody has a habit of rocking back slightly on his heels when frustrated, and i'm just. he so cute, stop. he's just a cute lil deadly commander that kicks droids. i love him so much.

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[jaygeyes]

guys this is canon i was the tennis net

[jaygeyes]

let him cook

[jaygeyes]

“i’m having a moment”

[tomboytranny]

reposting since reblogs were turned off

[lekkulocks]

this might be controversial, and to be clear i fucking LOVE shaak ti.... but i dont think the clones would view her as a maternal figure...

like ok consider for a second that you're a youngish clone. maybe boba-aged by the time the jedi come to kamino. the only living beings you've ever seen in the flesh for your entire life up until that moment are your brothers and the kaminoan scientists that run the lab.

your brothers all look exactly the same as you, just at different ages. you see them and you know that you either used to look like that, or you will one day look like that.

the kaminoans, on the other hand, are aliens. they're freakishly tall with stretched out necks. their skin and eyes and hands are all weird. they move differently than you and your brothers. they speak differently. you can't read their facial expressions. they wear fancy smooth clothing and unique jewelry, while you're in a neverending cycle of hand-me-downs. they treat you like objects. they're detached and emotionless and they never look you in the eyes.

and then the jedi comes, the third species you've ever seen in person. she's got these big white horns and long head-tails. she wears swishy robes and jewelry on her forehead, which is taller than a human's head would be. she speaks softly in an accent you can't place. her face is smooth and still and unsmiling as she watches you in the observation lounge with longnecks on either side, and you can't tell what she thinks of you all.

i just don't think you would find her very comforting.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

welp it's that time of the year again: too horny to eat season

Peppercorn has refused his mouse and is spending his time wigglin' around, don't think i'm gonna get him to take a meal again until at LEAST late april

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

like it scared me the first year or so it happened but now that I've had him for four years I've just accepted that for a month or two out of the year, he's gonna run on the logic of "if i have to waste time digesting there could be snussy i am missing out on"

my son

my son you live alone in a 40 gal in a high rise

there is no snussy

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

idk why i was so optimistic, I crossed my fingers and thought I'd be lucky that the horny hunger strike would only take one month to pass

....

the defrosted mouse has been fed to the isopods

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[zmpl]

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹

[titsliker]

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

[titsliker]

[hellokittystallion]

GOOD MORNING MS MOON!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOOK GORGEOUS TODAY!!!!!

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[zamczysko]

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

[kozlarz]

cmon they just started… give it some time

[encryptidarchivist]

thank you.

two

[moncalas]

you're owen lars. your father has fallen in love with a woman and she's enslaved. you and your father aren't rich, but eventually you manage to free her. this one woman. one woman on a planet full of injustices.

you're owen lars. the woman you call mom had another child once. it doesn't make her love you less, but she talks about him in a way that makes it clear that she loved him, too. he's off to be a jedi now and she's very proud.

you're owen lars. your mother's been kidnapped and you have to assume the worst. a man and a woman step into your home and the man announces himself to be that kid who went off to become a jedi. he knows you less than you know him and before anything else can happen, he takes off to bring back his mother, a feat you think is impossible.

you're owen lars. anakin skywalker brings your mom's corpse to your doorstep. her funeral is interrupted by a message of utmost galactic importance.

you're owen lars. your brother is dead. you never saw him again after that first time. there is another jedi on your doorstep, with a baby in his arm and you know what it means and you can't bring yourself to face him as he hands your nephew off to your wife.

you're owen lars. obi-wan ben kenobi is a pain in the ass. he was more your brother's brother than you ever were and he doesn't understand your particular kind of grief, is drowning in his own. you don't even know the full story and kenobi will never tell you all of it. but you have a child to care for so you tell him off and get back to work.

you're owen lars. you didn't know your brother, but you know your nephew and your nephew wants out of this place as soon as possible. you know he won't be safe out there but in the end you're helpless to stop him. and you know the stories, you remember the one time you met him, the days your mother died. and you do this for her and you do this for your father and you do this for your brother and you do this for your nephew.

you're owen lars. your last act is to protect your brother's child. your child.