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[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

[legalmexican]

when I finally get him to eat my ass

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[scorpihoeofcolor-deactivated201]

the glow after crying is such #a look

[ruffrowdyboiz]

Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[goblinpromqueen]

[thatgirlwiththeredumbrella--blog]

[ramisuschrist-blog]

me as a detective: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂

[cat-memes-only]

[luvbey]

Are people actually afraid to double text???? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever idk

[jayseebee]

bigbang: [exists]

me: thank you

[jayseebee]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[heckyeah-horseshoecrabs]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FANCY KMARTS?!?!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW KMART WORKS

[singingwithoutwords]

[pussylipgloss]

someone that made me mad:…I hope you’re not still thinking about it me: nah I’m not me: 

[dailyjackiechan]

me: *depressed anxious and crying every night*

god: 

[nonconcept]