Jay

23/F this is my autistic interest dump

[waterdhaviancheeses]

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

[nihildep]

The Wizard from Waterdeep

[mileena--kahnumm]

Barry said it kinda...

[jaythegay92]

Made Leshley in The Sims, Leon made their daughter chicken nuggets then just left them on the toilet?? I didn’t even know it was possible to set stuff on the toilet lol

[jaythegay92]

Since you asked… these are my Leon and Ashley! I couldn’t get the right hair for either one and got frustrated lol need more cc, but they’re based on the original designs!

[jaythegay92]

Made Leshley in The Sims, Leon made their daughter chicken nuggets then just left them on the toilet?? I didn’t even know it was possible to set stuff on the toilet lol

[jaythegay92]

Feeling sooo silly looking but I tried to recreate Ashley’s outfit in the original 😅

I’m not really a cosplay person but I’m forcing my fiancé to be Leon for halloween so I can be Ashley lol

[catboy-bride]

autism be damned my girl can operate a wrecking ball

[sebaztianlovesgeek-deactivated2]

No one:

Resident Evil 4 mods:

Leon: Ashley:

[jaythegay92]

I’m back on tumblr after 4 years solely because my fiancé played Resident Evil 4 while I watched and I’m in love with Leshley… I read all the fanfics completed on ao3 back to 2006 bro help

[thisloveforyourmom]

matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[muchadoaboutmusicals]

I’m facilitating show selection and someone suggested Spring Awakening again. We’re a polytechnic club company entirely student run. Thoughts?

No one should do “Spring Awakening” because it’s just like…horrible.

Like. The hero of the show rapes Wendla. She has no idea what sex is or what it means and Melchior manipulates her into having sex with him (also, that scene where he whips her with the switch is very fucked up). 

And then he basically ruins Moritz’s life and leaves him out to dry even though he’s the one that made him get into trouble in the first place. 

AND THEN, we are narratively expected to feel bad for him? When he faces no lasting consequences for these actions aside from the guilt of essentially killing his best friend and the girl he decided to rape? Like. Good. You should feel bad, Melchior. Die alone. 

And like the musical wants to be about like taking ownership of your own body and not being ashamed of who or how you love. But…it’s not. It’s super exploitative of young people’s bodies and sexualities, and doesn’t really say anything deeper than “Hey, teenagers are horny and that’s normal.” Which is so simple but still completely undercut by the fact that the girl who knew nothing about her body dies, the boy who knows everything about sex and its consequences fucks his own life and everyone else’s up with that knowledge, and the boy who starts to learn about sex can’t handle it even a little bit and ends up in a downward spiral he cannot escape from. Like. Your moral seems to be that no level of sexual freedom and knowledge is safe or healthy…which means the parents were right to try to shield their kids from it? Which is obviously not a good read on the situation? What are you trying to get across??

Oh, also, the show thinks that because it swears and has ugly costumes/hair design that makes it deep and edgy.  

[jaythegay92]

It’s... not supposed to be happy. You’re really not meant to agree with Melchior, although he had no idea what Wendla did or didn’t know about sex.

It’s a narrative about the times, and location, not a fairytale happy story. It’s such a well written show that cover IMPORTANT topics of what happens when you don’t have a sex ed, lie to children, abuse, and suicide. Spring Awakening is one of my favorite musicals of all time, and it’s so moving.

You got the moral completely wrong, and missed the entire point.

[labelthin]

ED recipe!

Zucchini-Potato-Pancakes

27cals for one pancake, recipe makes 4

100g zucchini

100g potatoes

5g spring onion

5g flour

5tsp water

Salt & pepper

Use a non-stick frying pan so you don’t have to use oil!

Grate zucchini and potato. Cut spring onion into thin rings

Add flour and water, mix until it forms a kind of batter

Add salt and pepper, mix again

Make 4 even pancakes and fry them in a non-stick frying pan on each side on low to medium heat until they look kinda done (I didn’t stop the time I‘m sorry ‘:) )

Enjoy warm!

They made me very full and left me satisfied!

[ayeforscotland]

[horreurscopes]

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[dredsina]

Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

[dredsina]

Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

Oh hang on what’s this?

I’m not sure I can reach it…

[dredsina]

Oh crap!!!!

[dredsina]

Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

[serenafkwerogenous]

[jaythegay92]

I would indeed