The short story from yesterday’s live
Do not translate or use my translation into any other language without permission
You can find it here at the 40:20
Kino: Hey, nobody around?
I went out of my way to come here, and there’s not even a welcome? How odd.
I figured someone would be around at this hour. Is everyone out?
Kou: Ruki-kun? You’re back alre—whoa! What are you doing here?
Kino: Oh, so there you are. But it’s just you? Too bad.
I was nearby and thought I’d come keep you company for a bit.
Kou: Quit barging into other people’s houses, okay?
Nobody’s here but me today. If you’ve got no business here, then hurry up and leave.
Kino: Hmm… well, you’ll do then. You look free anyway. Keep me company for a bit, I’ve been bored without Yuuri around.
Kou: Hah? Like I’ve got time to mess around with you. It’s my first day off in ages, so don’t get in my way.
Kino: Ah, come to think of it, you’re an idol, right?
Kou: That’s right. Unlike you, who’s always glued to your games, I’m actually busy.
Kino: I’m a prince, so I don’t bother with work.
Unlike you guys who used to be human, of course.
I leave all the troublesome stuff to Yuuri, that’s the way to do it.
Kou: Heeey… don’t tell me Yuuri-kun’s been pampering you or something?
Kino: What? Got a problem with that?
Kou: Nothing really. I just thought, you know… our so-called ‘prince’ can’t do a thing on his own, huh?
Kino: Huh? I never said that. It’s just that there’s no reason for me to be doing boring work or chores, that’s all.
Kou: But then, when that person’s not around, you’re totally helpless, right? Isn’t that kinda pathetic?
Kino: You act all high and mighty, but I heard you can’t even change your clothes by yourself? Honestly, that sounds way worse to me.
Kou: Hey! Don’t go exaggerating, alright? I can at least change clothes by myself.
...I’m just bad at buttoning, that’s all. Maybe you’re mixing me up with one of those freaks from the Sakamaki family? Honestly, you’re the one being taken care of by Yuuri-kun, aren’t you?
Kino: Yuuri just takes care of me on his own. He wakes me up in the morning, makes my breakfast, and whatever I want, he has it ready right away. There’s really no need for me to lift a finger.
Kou: Heh? Ruki-kun said if you don’t have the strength to live on your own, you’ll just end up dying out there somewhere.
You know, you might end up all alone and dead sooner or later, huh?
Kino: There’s no way Yuuri would ever leave me and he’s never once complained. He’s the perfect servant who’s worthy of someone like me. Unlike your grumpy eldest brother over there.
Kou: Huh? You’re mocking Ruki-kun?
Ruki-kun’s even recognized by Lord Karlheinz, and his cooking is seriously amazing. Today, I even promised he’d make my favorite Vongole.
Ah, but don’t expect me to ever share any of it with you.
Kino: Yeah, yeah, save the big brother bragging.
Besides, Yuri’s cooking tastes just as good as any restaurant’s. I’ve got a refined palate, so I’m not satisfied with the kind of food you lot make around here.
Kou: What do you mean by that?
Kino: You’re pretty much saying the same thing. Honestly, talking to you’s kinda boring. Maybe I’ll just go play some games instead.
Kou: Hey! Don’t just make yourself at home like that. If you wanna play games do it after you leave.
Kino: Shut up. I want to play games right now, so don’t get in my way. Ugh, my data’s been capped. I already told Yuuri to switch me to the unlimited plan.
Hey, does this place even have Wi-Fi?
Kou: Huuuh? You just barge into someone’s house like you own the place—
Who the hell do you think you are?
Kino: The prince, of course.
Kou: That’s not what I asked! Ugh, you’re so annoying. There’s nothing like that, so just hurry up and leave already.
Kino: Eh!? A house without Wi-Fi these days? Guess it can’t be helped. I’ll let it slide this time. Make sure to have Wi-Fi set up before I come back next time.
Kou: I’m not setting it up, so don’t even think about coming over.
If it’s too much trouble, want me to have Yuuri handle it? Oh, and just so you know, you’re the one footing the bill.
Kou: Stop it, seriously! Ruki-kun’s gonna get mad at me! He already yelled at me for using too much this month.
Kino: Oh, now that you mention it, I was told I’ve spent way too much on in-game purchases this month.
Thanks to you, I just remembered something unpleasant.
Kou: That’s got nothing to do with me, right?
What you’ve been saying this whole time is total nonsense!
Kino: Oh, isn’t someone coming back?
Kou: Ah, that’s probably Ruki-kun.
Kino: Whoa, looks like someone annoying just showed up.
Can’t even play games here, guess I’ll just head out quickly.
Kou: Seriously, just go home already. Right now.
And while you’re at it, don’t come back, alright?
Kino: Shut up. I said I’m leaving, okay? See you, I'll come back again.
Kou: I’m telling you, don’t come here anymore!
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Kino: Ah, Yuuri you came to get me. Listen to this—
Can you believe it? Even though they used to be human, this place doesn’t even have Wi-Fi. And because Yuri didn’t upgrade the plan, my data got throttled.
Wait, what? They won’t boost my data allowance again this month?
Hey! No way, you’re joking, right?
