drive me crazy

jake puckerman. 18. freshman. single. hmu if you're cute.

[jckepuckerman]

text to: Chocolate bear

Ryder: Okay, maybe I am a good guy...but I'm not totally good, I fuck up. And I'm not vanilla!

Ryder: And your mom likes me because I'm nice and I am a good influence on you.

Ryder: Okay, point taken but still! again, not vanilla.

Jake: yeah, you fuck up, but you're not a fuck-up

Jake: that's what makes you a goody good

Jake: why are you so hellbent on not being vanilla?

[jckepuckerman]

text to: Chocolate bear

Ryder: I'm not either 😠

Jake: you are

Jake: you're like as goody good as they come

Jake: why do you think moms love you so much?

[jckepuckerman]

text to: Chocolate bear

Ryder: Am I a goody-goody and vanilla?

Jake: is this a trick question

Jake: because the answer is obvious

[thepetercollins]

So if anyone has any money to spare and wants their pictures taken, hit me up. I will take pics of anything, as long as I’m paid. Okay, not anything cause I won’t take pics of people fucking but anything not disgusting, I’ll happily do.

[jckepuckerman]

That’s where you draw the line? People screwing around? 

[jckepuckerman]

TEXT | JACOB

Rachel: Honestly Jake I get really nervous before a performance and it usually gets pushed deep down. So I seem cool like a cucumber but it just isn't the case.

Rachel: If you tell anyone that though I might have to trip you.

Rachel: Surprised you in a good way? You were happy to see her, right?

Rachel: No, they couldn't make it this time.

Rachel: I was thinking some hiphop. I think it will relieve the most energy.

Jake: your secret's safe with me, berry. tripping me, though? you're talented /and/ dangerous. kind of hot.

Jake: surprised in a very good way. i didn't think my mom would be able to make it just 'cause it's far and plane tickets are a lot, but ryder and his parents came through for me.

Jake: hopefully they make it next time, maybe for sectionals.

Jake: hip-hop it is. we'll do something cool, i've got some new music we can play and mess around with.

[jckepuckerman]

missmaisiesummers‌:

Figured I would give the people with parents actually there a chance to shine. I mean, I know I’d look hot but it can’t always be about me. Maybe I’ll get lucky and get chosen for lead singer at sectionals, who knows and I’ll definitely hit you up if I do need dancing help. You looked and sounded great during your solo, by the way. 

That’s, uh.. thoughtful, I guess. Yours didn’t make it or something? Have I ever told you I dig your attitude? ‘cause I do. You’re a lot more laid-back than some of the divas we have in Glee Club, who are probably going to fight you to the death for that lead singer spot. Thanks, but I have to give credit where credit is due -- it was all Marley’s idea. I just did my best to channel young Travolta and make him proud. 

[jckepuckerman]

TEXT | JACOB

Rachel: Is being restless ever good?

Rachel: Thank you.

Rachel: How was having your mom around?

Rachel: Come to the studios. We can dance.

Jake: have you never been restless before a performance because you're so excited, or do you just naturally keep your cool by now?

Jake: having my mom around was.. something else. i didn't think she could make it at all, but life has a way of surprising you. how about you? your dads made it, right?

Jake: let me just put on pants and i'll meet you there. what kind of dance were you feeling?

[jckepuckerman]

TEXT | JACOB

Jake: what's up, rach?

Rachel: I was coming to ask you the same thing?

Rachel: I'm feeling a little bit restless and was going to try and get into one of the studios to get out some of this extra energy.

Jake: restless in a good or bad way?

Jake: i take it you're still reeling from the concert yesterday. you sounded great, but you've probably heard that more times than you can count by now. if you want company, hit me up. my ma just went home, and i've got the rest of the weekend to get up to something good before going back to reality tomorrow.

[jckepuckerman]

TEXT | JACOB

Rachel: Hey there :)

Jake: what's up, rach?

[missmaisiesummers]

Oh my god! That concert was so much fun! I don’t even care that I only performed in group numbers, that was the most fun I have had in ages. I cannot wait until the competitions, that I absolutely 100% know we’re going to kill if tonight was any indication!

[jckepuckerman]

Next time you have to rock a solo, Maise. You’d look hot doing it, and if you needed a little extra help in the dancing department, you’ve got my number. 

[jckepuckerman]

muryderlynn‌:

Private: Dude! That’s awesome! You should ask her out, if you think she likes you. She is really cool and she’d be great for you. So you should ask her out asap. 

Private: Yeah, that’s the hard part -- I don’t normally ask girls out. It tends to be more like, “Where do you want to go? Your place or mine?” Something tells me Marley isn’t the type who’d dig that all too much. 

[jckepuckerman]

muryderlynn‌:

I totally think one day you will be. whatttt??? whoooo? Tell me!

Private: I think there’s a very real chance Marley is feeling me the way I’m feeling her, man. She asked me to sing and dance with her at the concert this weekend, so we’ve been spending a lot of time together, and I’ve been getting vibes from her since I took her to that dinner thing Sigma threw. She’s just -- I don’t know, she’s really cool. 

[jckepuckerman]

muryderlynn‌:

Don’t be jealous Jakey. I’m sure there’s a girl out there that’ll make you a total sap one day. Probably in the far future, but I’m sure she exists. 

I’m no sap, but I do think that far future is actually closer than you think. 

[jckepuckerman]

muryderlynn‌:

I did, but I don’t mind. I had such a great day at the carnival with Madison that it’s completely fine. She’s amazing dude, I haven’t been this happy in such a long time. 

I’m happy you’re happy and all that sappy stuff, but you’re going to gross everyone out with how cutesy you two are. I already feel a little nauseous just having this conversation. 

[joieanthonyswanson]

That moment when you’re still in such a great mood because of a great day that you can’t sleep, so you decide to binge watch Scrubs instead.

[jckepuckerman]

Didn’t you, uh, lose, buddy?

[samtheman-evans-deactivated2018]

AWESOME work on the talent show guys! I was glad to host and to be a part of all that badassery you guys got! I do wish there was someone who did pet tricks. That would’ve been something worth seeing! Throwing that suggestion out for next year.

[jckepuckerman]

Now if you don’t do some sort of pet trick next year, I’m going to be disappointed. Teach ‘em how to do an impression of you, and you do an impression of them, and you can probably take that crap to America’s Got Talent. 

[whitelotushqs]

As if we weren’t tired enough of most of you butchering our favorite songs in this sham called a glee club, a good handful of you decided to go the extra mile and participate in the talent show. 

Do you not have any other talent besides singing? Or are the lot of you just one talent buffoons with really no training whatsoever? It baffles me how many of you are sharp or flat when singing, really. 

[jckepuckerman]

And what exactly are your talents other than complaining?