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lauren jauregui. twenty. 5h. she's a loner, not a stoner. bleeding heart and the ( s o u l ) of Miss Teresa. Supernova, Cherry Cola. She's the cedar in the trees of Minnesota, I'm a rough boy 'round the edges. Getting drunk, and f a l l i n g in the hedges. She's my weakness, fucking genius. Swear to god and I'm not even superstitious. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5384681"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); || var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3190162"; fhsh.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

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@LaurenJauregui: shoutout to my ex ,, alternatively titled ,, the breakup anthem of the century !!! 👌🔥🔥

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ariana: 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘

ariana: i still haven't decided what to be for halloween

lauren: do you mind if it's something cliche, or do you want to be unique?

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shawn-mercy-mendes:

I should probably introduce myself now, right? Well, Hey everybody, I’m Shawn!

    Potentially. Otherwise things could get awkward rather quickly. I’m not sure we’ve met before, but I definitely know who you are. Nice to officially meet you Shawn, m’ Lauren !

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laurenjauregifs:

Lauren and Dinah freaking out over winning two VMA’s (x)

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perriics:

┕   ❛   o’ course, o’ course !! but sick, a lion ?? m’glad ye’ wanna go big or go ‘ome, damn. but we can adopt a lion, sure.

     um, fuck yeah. a lion. we’re a couple of boss bitches, if i do say so myself, so it’d totally be a suitable pet. also, have you seen how fucking cute they are ?

*fills mason jar with vodka* i'm doing a cleanse

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hbugomez:

How do you think i feel huh? But i’m sorry for making you feel super old though, that wasn’t my intention i promise! Aw you shipped him and i together? That’s adorable! They always play reruns on Disney so it’ll just seem like yesterday since you’ve watched it. Nice to meet you to lovely, you’re in Fifth Harmony right?

     i’m guessin’ super old ? but yes, I totally did. I can’t remember if they ended up being endgame or not, but i’m totally hoping it was ! exactly. which is good. because wizards & that’s so raven are one hundred times better than most of what’s on now. ah yes, that’s right. just excuse me while i go lowkey cry over the fact that you sorta know who i am !

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ctrlmila:

“ when it comes to puppies,yes.”

    ‘ well, shit. you’re gonna be mighty disappointed when i manage to pat more of them than you can ! ’

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ctrlmila:

“oooh! look, a pet store! want to see who can pet more puppies?”

    ‘ is makin’ everything a competition a new talent of yours, mila ? ’

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perriics:

┕   ❛   well it will !! like … what’s the damn point if ye’ aren’t even doin’ it for the benefit. m’glad i can be o’ sufficient friendship though. what, really ?? well we might as well get married now then !!

      i know, i know. it just sounded funny how you said it, y’know ? um, yes. totally. can we please get a super cool marital pet, then ? like, hm. let’s adopt a lion, perrie !

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stylcsh:

HARRY: oi oi don’t be so fucking harsh HARRY: back to your earlier point: you can’t dress up as a snapchat filter HARRY: first thought that comes to mind is elphaba from wicked. idk why.

LAUREN: harsh or honest ?? LAUREN: i mean ,, i’m sure i could if i tried really hard !! you can do wild things w/ makeup LAUREN: you probably secretly think i’m a witch ig

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htmkendall:

Kendall: Don’t even go there with clowns….

Kendall: I never really!!

LAUREN: they scare me sm !!  LAUREN: djkdj i didn’t think you did !! but thanks for the clarification :)

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@margotrobbie: I will @LaurenJauregui Maybe even offer my hand in marriage if someone wants to acquire australian nationality

@LaurenJauregui: @margotrobbie 💍💍💍 will u be a hero and please marry me ?? save me from the cheeto !!!

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batmanandrobbie:

MARGOT: You have no idea ! So creepy and disturbing.  MARGOT: I’m all in for sweets ! But not the weird corn ones

LAUREN: i hope he doesn’t make a reappearance in any of the films featuring harley every again ,, 1 because you need to be free of him and 2 because harley and the joker is // wrong //  LAUREN: why’s it shaped like corn anyway ?? what’s that got to do w/ halloween idgi