“ it’s not like he was out here slingin’ shit with his tail at people, they just couldn’t let me live out my dream for more than a couple of days. mally wasn’t just a monkey, ari … he was my friend. i have three dogs now, please don’t convince me to get another one. i’ve seen what ya’ crib looks like with all ‘em dogs, i can’t end up like that. i’ve seen videos and everything seems pretty up-scale to me. this is why i don’t fuck with people, they like to put their two sense into everything. i can literally taste the headlines now, we might as well just accept it. ”
“ yo, that doesn’t make it any less, like ... illegal. it’s cute that ya’ made a friend in him, but it was for the best, man. i’m sorry for your loss, though. at least you have the memories. hey, don’t ask me, the dog hoarder, to tell you not to get another dog .. ‘cause i’m a huge advocate for lovin’ pups. the more the merrier. thanks. i d’know what it is, like ... i’m trying, y’know? but i just want ‘em to be happy, so i guess i’ma work my ass off even more and, hopefully, see more satisfaction. shit, i just hope i don’t, like, fall off, or somethin’. can you imagine? i’d be over. done for. rest in peace, ponytail woman. ”