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#MMM THANKS SMASH FOR REMINDING ME THAT IM GAY

move, i’m making bad choices instead of taking a break.

#BYE BYE! // out of character .#got smash and now my old muse is crawling back from the depths of hell and taking me back

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Freedoms…

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#YES. YES. YES YES. YES!!!

super late, but in my timezone it’s still the 25th, so!

merry krisis everyone!

#BYE BYE! // out of character .#this is easily the BEST christmas i've ever had and that's such a good thing for me bc?#honestly??? i stopped celebrating years ago bc trauma and abuse and? to finally be able to have a good time after this long is so....#its so good. it really is. so! let this also be a positivity post for you guys out there!#it gets better! even when you're at your absolute lowest and think it can't ever be good! you gotta keep at it!

crxxpykris‌:

Having the jester leap at them did give them a small start, but Jevil’s habits of jumping around and climbing on others taller than him to talk was to be expected by now. Not having armor to protect themself from Jevil’s claws should’ve worried them at least a little bit, but the giggles still shook their body. And frankly? The image of Jevil comically and timidly shrinking back was still quite fresh on their mind.

“Wow, is this really happening? I have blackmail on the wild card devil of the Card Castle? Oh my god, this is so good — !!”

They look at Jevil with a broad smile on their face, and laughter still just on the edge of overtaking them again.

“I could keep this a secret… but what’s in it for me, huh? What do I get in return?” KRIS, BE NICE?!

he could do it─jevil could kill the lightener right here, right now. there would be no way for to defend themselves, especially with him already on them. he could just dig claws right into their shoulder, draw blood and make them beg for mercy... but he does not. is it because he enjoys the idea that he made someone laugh? don’t be ridiculous. his time as the court fool is long since over; long gone are days of clowning around. the sensation of reaping pleasure from entertaining the court is lost on him.

ah, but it will not do to have the human blather about his little predicament. no, he will have to find some way to force kris into silence. but how...?

* I will walk into your mother’s room, and force you to explain yourself.

genius.

#MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS! // in character .#crxxpykris #IM TELLING MOM

crxxpykris‌:

“That — that actually worked? Oh my GOD — ” And now this shitty teenager was laughing their ass off, wheezing and slapping their leg. It probably wasn’t that funny, but this? This tickled something in them, and like Jevil would probably often do, they just rolled with it.

“You’re like, a fucking cat! Stuck inside, the drawer — ” WHEEZE- “ — LIKE A, f-fucking, i-idiooot — !!” LOUDER WHEEZE -

“But, but Jevil… if you fits, you sits!” Kris, no. Stop, your dumb laughter is cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain properly, that doesn’t even make sense, stop shit-posting for once in your life—

Eventually though, they do pull the drawer back open, but it seems like nothing would stop their cackling.

indeed, it did work & work well it has, his body fit too well. ‘tis the perfect trap, he notes in some corner of his mind before kris’ hand would pull open the drawer. though, laughter─the sound of the human’s laughter at his unfortunate situation surely makes what remains of his heart lift! only for the sensation to immediately lay discarded once he was freed. jevil springs forward, out of the drawer and onto kris with a grip formed tightly on their shoulder to keep him in place whilst he does proclaim:

* You will not speak of this, Lightener! * This will never again cross your lips! * True as it is, if I fits, I will sits─ * An embarrassment this is and * Will surely have the court in fits.

#MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS! // in character .#crxxpykris #u emarrassed him kris keep doing it

@crxxpykris / cont .

he only follows through on basic urges, and rest assured, jevil does as jevil will do. into a drawer he found himself upon spying it left open and otherwise without contents. an action similar to that of a mere cat? perhaps. he thought little of it. as he would get himself comfortable, does the lightener come near. and with them looming o’er him does he shrink back─indeed, just like a cat. with a snap does the drawer shut and jevil, too used to having his small form stuffed into tight spaces... easily folds into the space.

* . . .

* Open the drawer, if you would. * Just because I can fit doesn’t mean I should.

#MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS! // in character .#crxxpykris #FINALLY LOCKED UP AGAIN LIKE HE FUCKING SHOULD BE CONGRATS KRIS

crxxpykris‌:

…did. Did he just call them an otaku? Just, outright? Was he looking for a fight?

Of course, Kris wouldn’t actually fight Jevil over this. But boy, did this come close.

“Firstly, I don’t ever want to hear the word ‘otaku’ from you again. It’s way too weird. Secondly, I’m not an otaku, if that’s what you’re saying. That’s the end of that story.”

They couldn’t believe it. This fucking devil jester called them a motherfucking otaku. Oh, why they outta—

“And thirdly — to be honest, can’t it be a bit of both? We both know there’s a lot of mind-fuckery going on here, and in general, I’m not a person with a great sense of self-esteem.”

his joke was a bit of an oversight & was not intended to offend... well, not kris, anyway. what’s a jester to do, but to roll with it anyway? after all, he is an entertainer and a little abject disapproval never stopped him.

* Lightener please, * Put yourself at ease. * There is no shame. * It is but a name! * Though, quick to defend yourself, yes you are. * Leaves room to wonder if it is true...

right for the jugular with that comment, and he merely laughs it off!

* Both...? * Interesting idea, though. * Very interesting, if I may say so. * Conquer yourself and you can conquer them all, no?

#MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS! // in character .#crxxpykris #talk about a killer clown look at this bitch go

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i dreamed of jevil last night and he was being a rat bastard like this

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#UEE HEE! NOW WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? // art #i feel so alive because echo's art absolutely validates my existence but also bc?? tagging?? people?? tagging??? me???

Nibble vore.

delicious

#jevil oh my god shut the fuck up #Anonymous #COME HITHER FOOL // crack .#LET'S PLAY A GAME! // inbox .

crxxpykris‌:

“It makes me think, yeah… makes me think how I want to fight myself all the time. Guess that urge couldn’t be resisted across space and time with people with my face, too.”

“Fighting and conflict is an… unconventional way of making friends, but I guess it works for me for the most part. I fought you, after all.”

And they were… sort of friends? Maybe? They haven’t killed each other, and that was always good on Kris’ book.

... ah, how curious. there was something in those words that has jevil give pause. it was almost as if he was considering the lightener’s words.

* I’m sure that someone out there, * Somewhere, has undoubtedly once said that * Love blooms on the battlefield. * Probably an otaku. * Dear Lightener, surely you know that it pays to have friends in low places, no? * Besides. * I think it wiser to think on why you would fight yourself. * Do you think yourself to be such a pain? * Or does it suggest you to be insane...?

#MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS! // in character .#crxxpykris #local clown calls otacon a fucking weeb i cannot believe i have transcended my existence

crxxpykris‌:

jcvlsh replied to your post: What the fuck did they come back to. Are…

They do that sometimes! ♪

“That’s weird as shit.”

“…then again, I met a lot of people by getting into fights down here, so I guess the logic isn’t totally lost on me anymore.”

* Funny, no? * Getting into fights with yourself, * but with those who are not quite you. * Makes you think! * Makes you wonder!

* Still──it’s not so strange after a while, yes... * For this, I do agree.

#MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL YOU SINNERS! // in character .#crxxpykris #jevil voice: it just be like that

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UEEHEE! JEVIL SAYS

i’ll eat your toes, toes!

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hey staff how do i delete friends

#bye bye! // out of character .

im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!im just clowning around!

#COME HITHER FOOL // crack .

wormdealer replied to your post: what have i done……………………..

My crops are watered, my skin in cleared, and my life has been enriched

I give you a week before you realize the fandom is positively dead and we will never see Baten Kaitos 3 or a Switch port.

#wormdealer #BYE BYE! // out of character .#hey cyris its time to introduce you to my other favorite underrated jrpg with a nonexistent fandom

what have i done..........................

#BYE BYE! // out of character .#introducing cyris to baten kaitos was a mistake but lord it makes me so happy

GUILLO FOR SMASH! GUILLO! FOR! SMASH!

#BYE BYE! // out of character .#this isnt even my sagi blog but thats ok bc introducing cyris to this cursed jrpg has me LIViNG

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