Jason "JD" Dean

We can start and finish wars; we're what killed the dinosaurs! We're the asteroid that's overdue!

[jd-offical]

Greetings and salutations. You want a Slurpee with that?

I'll end the suspense, Jason Dean, JD for short.

I don't exactly know what I'm doing here, but hey, does anyone?

OOC STUFF: JD is a hard character to pin his personality down, so this may be OOC at times </3

Mod uses He/it/they, JD uses he/him.

I'm fine with roleplay or asks, both of which are always open!

This is meant to be a sort of revival-AU as well as a blend of JD from the musical and the OG movie, though mostly the musical, if I'm being honest.

This is not my only blog in the Officalverse so I know the ropes by now (mostly) i hope </3

Anyway hope you enjoy it here and ill try my best to atleast be entertaining aha

[radio-demon-offical]

Hey all, it's been forever

I am posting this to all of my offical accounts to announce that they are going to be effectively archived. I just do not feel as into the community as I was when I first made my accounts and burnout is a bitch, I just graduated highschool this past monday and unfortunately it is just too much to balance for me.

This said, if you want to follow me on my surviving accounts, here is the mini masterlist of my active socials going forward:

@anonymousalchemistz - my main blog! I mostly reblog stuff on here for fandoms im in lmao

@jd-offical - likely the only offical blog i intend on maintaining, though I may be quite inactive.

@stoatclan-is-falling - for those of you who were / are in the warriors fandom or just appreciate a good story about cats, my Clangen comic :)

@archivesfromthegraveyard - for those unaware, the mod of this account, yours truly, is a system host! I'm sourced from the WEBTOON School Bus Graveyard, in which Archives is themed around myself and my sourcemates

Thank you all for the love over these past few months, it's well appreciated and I'm sorry I can no longer manage it.

[jd-offical]

MOD: all of this to say I will likely be somewhat inactive on JD offical! I plan to keep this one up and active... ish, though my notifications will be disabled for it for the most part. If its been awhile with no updates, come shout at me on @anonymousalchemistz

[jd-offical]

There is a large russian outside, he's dancing.

.....Shoot him?

[house-offical]

Racism will not be tolerated in this community

[jd-offical]

It's not racist if I suggest shooting people regardless of race :shrug:

[jd-offical]

Greetings, would you like to buy a stick? they cost a penny each! If you dont that makes sense....

A stick? What for?

[jd-offical]

Average bisexual:

Literally what does this mean?

Also I'm not gay!

[jd-offical]

i’ve been to 7/11 three times within the last five days

too much or not enough?

Not enough! Gotta bump that way up -

[jd-offical]

Oh hey emo boy, hi

@definitely-not-ao3-offical

Oh, hi... ao3 offical. What. are you doing here?

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

:333 you know who I am?

[jd-offical]

Depends.. what's the correct answer?

[jd-offical]

There is a large russian outside, he's dancing.

.....Shoot him?

[jd-offical]

i'm gonna throw my fatass cat at you

just fyi

Thanks for specifying that the cats a fatass?

[jd-offical]

Oh hey emo boy, hi

@definitely-not-ao3-offical

Oh, hi... ao3 offical. What. are you doing here?

[jd-offical]

"not yet" are you planning on letting her?

Well, you'll find out, won't you?

[jd-offical]

im holding an entire orange(peel aswell) in my mouth how long do u think i can hold it there for???

An hour.

[jd-offical]

you're rottweiler coded

What.. does this mean? Is it a compliment?

[jd-offical]

So, ya like Baudelaire huh

"The devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist."

[jd-offical]

There is.

A

FRANCE.

Prove it.

[jd-offical]

Question:

Did Veronica get you pregnant yet

Also happy Easter!!!!

Did *she* get *me* pregnant?

not yet, no

[jd-offical]

Happy Easter!

I got you a sundial :)

I'm very confused. Happy... Easter?