lmao

mel. 26. any pronouns. this blog is a MESS i post everything here.

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[gay-mormon-wizard]

maybe orpheus always looks back because his very effort to reverse death means that he can't look forward. if he could look forward, he could accept eurydice's death, grieve, and keep moving in life. his refusal to accept her death is looking back. his going down to the underworld, asking hades and persephone for her life, trying to lead her out... it's all 'looking back'. he does nothing for the entire story except look back. orpheus! looks! back! it's his entire thing! the story ends the same way it begins: orpheus looked back.

[elldritch-horror]

I find it very telling that Tamsyn Muir, who came up through this hellsite, wrote books where the evil emperor starts out as a basically okay leftist millennial tumblr user.

What makes the villain the villain (inasmuch as it's useful to examine TLT characters through that kind of simplistic lens) is that when the chips are down and he has to choose, his priority is punishing the wicked, not saving the people left behind.

I would invite anyone whose engagement with their cause consists of finding the 'correct' group of people to hate, to consider whether 'evil emperor' is the next career move you see yourself taking, and if it isn't, to gently suggest disembarking from the hate train.

Because no one wants their God King to be a tumblrina called John.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[runasulienadanika]

ah yes, my favourite tlt characters:

200 dead children

literally Joan of Arc

First Flower of the Ninth House, the Best Cavalier They have Ever produced, Their Triumph, the Best of Them All,

guy with the worst surname ever

[pomegranatefae]

nona the ninth is a fucking roller coaster from start to finish. it's the third book in a series and it starts with three returning characters who were barely in book 2 and everyone else is new. It follows a gravity falls arc in tone, ie it starts as a slightly weird slice of life story and by the end they're fighting ancient eldritch abominations from actual hell, and not a moment in that transition feels out of place or jarring. our first impression of the main character is the list of people she wants at her birthday party and the first five names on the list are dogs. our last impression of her is some of the most heartbreaking dialogue ever written.

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[unfuckablebogtroll]

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[loveridden1999]

[pixelatedpetals]

Doomed Romance Of Two Very Different Flavors

Art done with the amazing @carnivalien

[tropiyas]

do you prefer your coffee rebecca black or with rebecca sugar

[vividciggy]

TLT as tumblr text posts (pt. 2)

[owlqueen10]

This is NOT book accurate but also when have I ever been book accurate? Anyway hi Nona! ILY Nona!

Also look at my cute sketch for this I just think her face is too cute

[leftbooblover]

Familial Piety

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[katakaluptastrophy]

The joy of having a niche blorbo in a series with wildly differing POV narrators:

Gideon The Ninth: Here's Magnus' autistic wife, who isn't hot, can't have kids, and is talking about really boring stuff. Aaaand they're both dead.

Harrow The Ninth: Here's the famous historian Abigail Pent! I don't trust her or her agenda, but wow, she has nice hands. Like, really nice hands. Her towering intellect is a loss to the world! She's feral and otherworldly and heretical! She has declared herself my mom and won't let me stay up past my bedtime 😠

[avian-analyst]

I was so sad we didn't get to see more of Abigail in Gideon so when we got her in Harrow I was so delighted! Brought back from the dead (if only in spirit) to be a nerd and be a sweet mom. Nobody is doing it like her.