lmao

mel. 27. any pronouns. this blog is a MESS i post everything here.

[melliflewus]

i feel like so many other fandoms fall prey to the trend of “wanting more complex female characters and then shitting on them because they aren’t perfect” but GOD not the locked tomb fans

we know these women are evil, toxic bitches and back stabbers and liars and murderers and we love them for it. and in fact we’re begging for them to be worse in alecto the ninth

[elevenbenevolentmammoths]

workin on somethin

vultures and scavengers are a necessary part of the ecosystem, harrow, get with the program

painting this on cardboard from a cheezit box btw. nother one for ye olde oil-on-snack-packaging series on the art sideblog

[succulent-tendril]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

[afleetingdownpour]

Lil funfact for the tlt fandom from a greek speaker. Alectopause is a word

You may know that 'Alecto' (Αληκτώ) as a name translates to Ceasless, as in 'merciless' or 'implacatable', etc etc. Coming from the mythological Fury. A-lecto. Un-ending.

And 'pause' (παύση) is a word. A greek word in origin.

Therefore, Αληκτόπαυση (Alectopause) is a perfectly understandable to any fluent speaker word, that means "Unending-Pause". Have a fun one with it

((I am genuinely enjoying the Pause, I would never rush the Pause, I have no issue waiting any amount of time ranging from years to forever and frankly believe Tamsyn should have More™ Pause, I just think y'all would enjoy this))

[mossygravestone]

op tags:

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[captorations]

[melliflewus]

sent in my resume for a new job now it’s time to kill myself before they reply

[melliflewus]

one of my favorite lines from harrow the ninth is “love is a revenant” which comes from ianthe tridentarius of all people, who only TWO PAGES earlier also says “your fist is so big and my butthole is so small”

[buddwyer]

even the top gets called a faggot

[gayweeddaddy69]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[swampreligion-deactivated202501]

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

[melliflewus]

i have tried for an entire year now to get my best friend and my sister to read the locked tomb series and they WON’T and i am going crazy and foaming at the mouth for people irl to talk to about these damn books with

[palestrangermoon]

The Locked Tomb is a story about one girl's body being passed around by a bunch of souls like a blunt

[palestrangermoon]

[palestrangermoon]

"She wants the D," I said. And: "The D stands for dead."

[melliflewus]

i think i love my job because it’s a place where people are forced to pay attention to me for 8 hours

[melliflewus]

is someone gonna make a canaan house edit to house tour by sabrina carpenter or do i need to lock in on learning how to draw and do it myself?

[bodyintheriver]

Saving the prince from her tower 🌧️

[finderheart]

I can't believe it took me this long to post these I finished this like nine months ago

An idea I had for Blood of Eden propaganda/recruitment posters featuring some of our favorite guys - combo of digital-print cyberpunk graphic design style with oldschool Saturday Morning Post covers like you'd see Leyendecker paintings on

I was gonna post these ahead of tabling at a small con and selling prints of them but ended up not tabling because turns out grad school is hard

maybe next year... figured tumblr would like though