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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@jeboboid
seems like there's a whole genre of:
society: autistic people fundamentally don't comprehend [x]
autistic people: no, I get it, I'm just Not Gonna Do It
just because I understand doesn't mean that I agree
At some point in my childhood someone quoted, "You've gotta know the rules to break them," at me and I took it to heart
I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
I mean. Just devastating 😭
This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed
Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke
You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"
I gotta add this one
he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol
“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”
I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE
the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.
i'm just so glad to be out on the water
This is one of those posts where you're 'just standing on the sidewalk, minding your own business and a primer grey ford pinto full of screaming clowns on fire drives past at high speed, the sound doppler shifting into the distance.
Star Wars Time Travel AU #22: INFODUMP AU
au where obi-wan is meditating and connects with his future self who is also meditating
at first they’re just vibing, open to whatever lesson the force is trying to impart with this vision.
both kind-of fading in and out, no idea how long this will last
at some point Ben is like…wait are you real? Like an actual, younger version of myself who can react to the info i give you?
Obi: “I…suppose so? I assume you can’t tell me any details about the future for fear of altering the timeline irrevoc-”
“PALPATINE’S A SITH LORD”
“what”
“THE CLONES HAVE CHIPS IN THEIR HEADS THAT WILL MAKE THEM KILL ALL THE JEDI”
“I’m sorry the what have what in their heads and what do you mean ALL the Jedi?”
“Kriff, you haven’t met the clones yet- ok, there’s a jedi commissioned clone army on Kamino, they’re really good guys but you’ve gotta do something about the chips in their head. Theres’s also a trade federation droid army on genosis. It’s all part of Palpatine’s scheme to create a sith empire. Both of them are being funded through Dooku-”
“Dooku? You mean Master Dooku?”
“DOOKU’S A SITH LORD TOO! He has an apprentice, Ventress- absolutely terrifying but she can be reasoned with, and OH SHIT MAUL, MAUL’S STILL ALIVE”
“Who’s Maul?”
“Oh right you don’t…the Zabrak! The one who killed Qui-Gon! He’s still alive, he’s totally insane, and he will come back for revenge.”
“I-ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I literally chopped him in half! AND he fell into a melting pit!”
“I know, right? Sith are REALLY hard to kill, they can stay alive on spite, i think. He’s on a garbage planet somewhere in the outer rim. He kills Satine and takes over Mandalore just to get back at me.”
“Fuck.”
“DON’T FAKE YOUR DEATH ANAKIN CAN NOT HANDLE IT.”
“Um. ok?”
“Ashoka didn’t bomb the temple! It was Barriss!”
“Who?
“Nevermind, probably won’t matter. Anyway. Uh. Speaking of Sith’s being hard to kill- i really, really hope it won’t come to this but if you ever end up having to fight Anakin to the death on a lava planet-”
“Nope. No. I don’t want to hear it.”
“Just. You might think that cutting off all of someone’s limbs while they catch on fire-”
“WHAT IN THE SITH HELLS IS WRONG WITH YOU?”
“A LOT OF THINGS! THE FUTURE IS TERRIBLE! I LIVE ON TATOOINE!”
“Why TATOOINE?”
“It’s the last place that- oh- SHMI! YOU HAVE TO SAVE ANAKIN’S MOM! It’s partially our fault she died and I’m 90% sure that’s one of things that led to his fall!”
“ONE of the things??”
“Well, all those meetings with Palpatine probably didn’t help-”
“Oh force I left a child alone with a Sith Lord. I’M A TERRIBLE MASTER”
“THAT REMINDS ME! YOU HAVE TO TELL ANAKIN YOU LOVE HIM, RIGHT AWAY!”
“Well, I’m sure he already knows…”
“yeah, NOT so sure about that. TELL HIM. WITH WORDS.”
“Fuck. Right, of course-”
“GIVE HIM A HUG BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE”
heading out the door
Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)
oh yeah smart guy?
what's this one called?
Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)
WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018
I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!
I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-
Wh-what?!?!
The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!
This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
a lot going on w this whole boxing drama but have to say JK Rowling having made an enemy of the entire country of Taiwan is a definite highlight
best as i can tell 90+% of people weighing in on this on twitter not only don't understand how chromosomes work they also just don't know shit about boxing
@fluffyblue-multifandommess Wait, why Taiwan? Isn't the athlete this whole BS controversy is about Algerian?
ok so what happened is as follows:
in 2023 the IBA disqualified 2 boxers, Imane Khelif (Algerian) and Lin Yu-Ting (Taiwanese) on the grounds that they had failed 'gender eligibility testing'.
the Olympics Committee has (I think?) recently broken ties with the IBA citing various ethical concerns so both athletes were re-evaluated and allowed to compete
the current controversy is mostly focusing on Imane Khelif bcos she basically one-shotted another boxer but people, including JK Rowling, are also saying that Lin Yu-Ting shouldn't be allowed to compete
this has resulted in a lot of very angry Taiwanese people (rightly) calling JKR a racist who can't tell Asian men and women apart. tear her apart guys!!
Also terfs are tying themselves in desperate knots as they frantically argue that a person born with a vulva but with elevated levels of testosterone has to be classed as a man without even once tasting the hypocrisy. Like hey terfs do you see how your worldview is built on quicksand and patriarchy
the thing about her having elevated testosterone is actually hearsay. the IBA have confirmed that the gender eligibility test that she failed wasn't a testosterone check so there's no publicly available evidence as to her testosterone levels. it might be that she was found to have XY chromosomes but that's not been reliably confirmed either.
but yes people are now arguing that the only thing that matters for 'biological sex' is your chromosomes even tho literally no biologist in the world would agree with them.
& to avoid reblogging this over & over:
@phoenixcatch7 #Woman who punches people in the face for sport gets punched in the face during said sport#Apparently she's okay though which is good. Do we know anything about her opinion on this or?#My dad was telling me about this before and he showed me a pic like look how tall unfair genetic advantage#And I was like dad. The cis woman is also taller than the male referee in that picture. Cis woman with that height? No one cares#'oh the boxer transitioned because they kept losing in the men's team' I cannot begin to explain how stupid that is NO ONE DOES THAT
in the name of factual accuracy: both women are cisgender. Imane Khelif might be intersex which is not mutually exclusive with being cis. u can tell your dad Algeria has no legal recourse for gender transition lmao!
When a man knocks out his boxing opponent in one punch, everyone posts Saitama memes and goes on about what a badass he is.
When a woman, especially a woman of color, does the same, especially if her opponent is a white woman, she is IMMEDIATELY vilified and her gender questioned. Multiple billionares use their enormous platforms to spread unfounded conspiracy theories about her.
its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical
Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.
HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️
💀🧪
DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!
NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!
Posting all of the pills that make you green comics here now, enjoy? I guess?
regret rates
proof
talking points
you problem
owned
modern invention
unethical experiments
typology
think of the children
side effects
facts
making sense
rushing
drawings
research
this rocks
valid
Nah it was a direct response to someone who drew green person jumping off a building so I drew a tiny, shitty version of their comic
twitter is a fucked up place and the original post over there attracted some real weirdos. There was also a guy who insisted that I was 12 years old
I haven’t seen anyone post about this but here’s jerry’s original dialogue vs the remake!
hmmmm
There’s a damn good story here.
It's the flip flop that's turned into an anklet that really makes it for me
THEY SAID THE LINE
ALL MY FELLOW MORBHEADS, LETS MORB TOGETHER :D
Oh my gosh where is this from :D
Marvel: Midnite Suns. It’s basically XCOM, but with Marvel characters and vampires.
Ahhhhhh I didn't know that the game had this moment of Morbin' :D
theyre talking about us again
NO THIS IS SO FUNNY THO
Yeah we fucking won this shit is great
I really like this article, you should go check it out.
soft sad freaks (affectionate)
Ok I feel like we deserve the whole damn quote. The Internet’s soul. It belongs to us.
The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.
the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????
i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.
so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.
this post was up for like five minutes and already im being told how wrong i am
fuck you, you can kiss my 30 year old ass
MORTICIA ADDAMS BEING A LEGEND & A MOOD (3/∞)
