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they announced the new wizard laws today. DO NOT update your wands. live freely and reject governance

bought a horse. turned out to be a centaur, which is so awkward, like… more so because he’s kinda into being ridden. i think i have to register him with the HMRC as an employee. what

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SOMEONE must have messed with the wards on my wizard tower because WHO ELSE OTHER THAN THE TERRORISER just crawled through my bathroom mirror whilst i was washing my long wizard beard!

THESE PRANKS ARE NOT. FUNNY.

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holy shit arganoth the apple sauce wizard is back from the triangle dimension i have been waiting millennia to try his stuff

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every respectable wizard tower needs a bathtub full of The Goo.

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was talking to another wizard at the bar and he mentioned he'd never even seen ectoplasm. we have practicing wizards working for the council who haven't even worked with apprentice-level portents and ingredients. what the fuck.

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mana-eating earth hydra has been feeding off my potion garden and a sinkhole opened right beneath my wizard’s tower. this is actually the worst day of my stupid fucking wizard life i’m going to cast numb emotions lest my magical tears feed the hydra

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think my wizard manager might be thinking about giving me a wizard raise

i’ve increased our speed on tax returns by 23.7% with the potions i’ve brewed, and my creature of Good and Light has been providing free blessings with each loan application. this could make the difference between living in a tower and a spire 🤞🤞🤞

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omg he said there’s a big announcement coming up guysssssss!!!!!!

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demoted. what the fuck.

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yeah the big announcement was a gender reveal of the boss’s homunculus BROTHER I DO NOT CARE GIVE ME MORE GOLD

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jee-whizz

think my wizard manager might be thinking about giving me a wizard raise

i’ve increased our speed on tax returns by 23.7% with the potions i’ve brewed, and my creature of Good and Light has been providing free blessings with each loan application. this could make the difference between living in a tower and a spire 🤞🤞🤞

jee-whizz

omg he said there’s a big announcement coming up guysssssss!!!!!!

jee-whizz

demoted. what the fuck.

#apparently i’ve had complaints from customers #WHO #I AM THE PERFECT EMPLOYEE #I SAY HI AND BYE #I ASK HOW THEIR KIDS ARE #THIS IS WORSE THAN THE WIZARD WAR OF 1066 #wizardposting

jee-whizz

think my wizard manager might be thinking about giving me a wizard raise

i’ve increased our speed on tax returns by 23.7% with the potions i’ve brewed, and my creature of Good and Light has been providing free blessings with each loan application. this could make the difference between living in a tower and a spire 🤞🤞🤞

jee-whizz

omg he said there’s a big announcement coming up guysssssss!!!!!!

#wizardposting

think my wizard manager might be thinking about giving me a wizard raise

i’ve increased our speed on tax returns by 23.7% with the potions i’ve brewed, and my creature of Good and Light has been providing free blessings with each loan application. this could make the difference between living in a tower and a spire 🤞🤞🤞

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Playing magic and this guy pissed me off so I turned him into sauce. YUMMERS

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visited a cleric and she said she can’t remove my curse. apparently it’s a generational thing that only recently manifested with my developing skill in transmutation. okay yeah whatever that’s fine. i just wish everything i touched with my bare hands didn’t turn into meat. it’s unsettling.

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i’m not saying all frogs are evil. just some of them.

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I’m excited for the grand wizard tournament this month, i have a lot of faith in mage lightwood after his success in

wait hang on post cancelled i think i just saw a goblin in my kitchen

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i think the great storm lord has been scorned again. raining.

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Trying my hand at some wizard poetry

wizarding

wizardly

wizard wishing he was free