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Rick: Stupid, it’s the boat lol

Gave Rick a visit and found the below lying around on his desk:

Obviously plans of Rick’s new piece of crap maxi yacht lol. If Rick ever tries to steal my stuff again, I’m going to shoot him with my assault rifle.

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More pics of Rick’s junky new boat lol

Oh, I’m sorry Rick, is that the boat you learned how to sail on? lol That looks like a real winner lol

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Rick’s new boat is a flop lol

Rick launched his boat with his new mast and sent me this photo:

Rick’s boat is such a disaster even women’s makeup on it won’t help lol

Here’s another pic of Rick’s boat. WTH kind of mast is that Rick, did you pull it out of the dumpster? lol

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I’m Gonna Win and You’re Gonna lose Rick lol

Got a photo of my boat, almost ready for launching.

I’m gonna step the mast in situ, while it’s in the water. Yeh, some guys pull them and launch them with the mast up, but that’s a stupid thing that someone stupid like Rick would do. This maxi ain’t no one design dinghy. You don’t know how much stress there is during launching, sure they’ll be carefull, but no! You’re going to get delaminations and cracks at the chainplates. Hell, no! Not me! lol My mast is going up after she’s in the water lol

Anyway, she’s going in around May or so, just in time to blow Rick from the horizon, if he has anything on the water by then, that is lol

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Rick and His Stupid Plan

Rick is a moron lol check this out

This is what Rick thinks is adult lol reading. All Rick can do is look at pictures. So what happens? His scheme goes bust and he’s so into the soup. That old piece of junk isn’t going to get your mast anywhere. Hope you didn’t sell your old boat, Rick, you’re gonna need ‘cause with your schemes there’s no way your boat will be in the water for Grand Prix season.

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Rick’s nutty scheme

Rick emailed me this photo of how he’s going to get his mast out of New Zealand. He says he scanned it from a book he had as a kid, POW helicopter pilots of Vietnam by Michael Cohen. Rick is so dumb he needs kiddie picture books to figure things out...and he can’t even figure out the pictures lol.

That helicopter is going to go MIA Rick, and your going to be a POW lol Do you think a Sickikey helicopter that had a 69% breakdown rate with over 1969 casualties when new, is going to work any better 45 years later? Don is right, you sue them Rick? They’re gonna sue you Rick lol

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Wrong again Rick

Does this new keel

Look anything like the old keel on my boat?

No way Rick they are totally different and you are going to totally lose Rick lol. Both of our bulbs were cast by the same firm in Canada, who happen to have cast the largest chunk of lead in history. Yet Rick will still lose, why? Because Rick got gypped, you should ask them for your money back or sue them ‘cause your gonna lose Rick lol.

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Rick is wrong, wrong, wrong

No way Rick, you wait and see, the new keel I’m having installed - as a matter of fact right  now lol - will make my boat unbeatable. Your new maxi is going to be eating my boat’s spray lol Check this out:

This is the photo of my new keel that I emailed to Rick. Rick is just scared of what is going to happen when this baby is on the bottom of my maxi yacht. My boat is a true Grand Prixer, your boat Rick is a soap box derby racer lol

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BooHoo Rick

I started this blog because my bud Rick has been ragging on me about my boat. Rick is making it easy to do this blog because he keeps emailing me the photos he posts. Like this one:

Yeh, that’s my boat...what’s your problem Rick? There’s nothing wrong with a Boron fiber laminate spinnaker Rick, is a carbon laminate all you can afford? My VMG? I’ve kicked your yacht’s stern many times from here to Tahiti. I can’t wait till I get this thing relaunched, your gonna be wylie coyote to my road runner lol You’ve got a real shocking surprise in store for you lol

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Hey guys, my name is Jeff.