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Why does the n64 get so much hate for picture quality while the PS2 is even worse looking? PS2 had even worse blur filters because their all cheap software based ones. N64 doesn't have broken vram so games actually have color unlike the desaturated brown and grey games you find on PS2.

Because you're wrong

retrocgads

Delta-Cat Archimedes Joystick

Voltmace UK 1990

jeffgerstmann

THE SILLY SEASON IS HERE

Will they finally announce a new Knack at the State of Play?

Yes.

"In Fantasy Zone II: The Tears of Opa-Opa, Opa-Opa is once again sent to defeat the Menons. As it turns out, the mastermind behind the Menons is Opa-Opa's bad self. Due to the emotional stress caused by the war he fought 10 years ago, he had split into two beings; one of them good and the other bad. Only O-Papa was aware of this fact and thus became leader of the Menons because of his bond with his son."

oldgamemags

Rescue His Family! ‘Hugo’ PlayStation

What would be the better title, Mr. Do Does Drugs or Mr. Do Drugs

Mr. Do! Drugs Does Drugs

Your show's deeply engaged gaming community is exactly the kind of audience [REDACTED] connects with: people who spend long hours in front of a screen and want a positive replacement for the snack and habit cycles that creep in — your recent video on "The Jeff Gerstmann Show 206: Happy Mr. Do! Release Window To All Who Celebrate" is a great example of what caught our eye.

dunkzilla mark davis

that's right

When the next generation of video game consoles rolls around will we still be compiling shaders?

It doesn't happen on consoles because those are fixed specs, so the shaders are sent down with the game.

Depending on how "open" the next Xbox is, you might start to see some shader compilation there, but they've been expanding their shader delivery tech lately.

If both Valve and Microsoft get better at offering pre-compiled shaders across a wider range of GPUs and all that, we might actually see the problem go away in the next couple years. I... have my doubts about that, but it seems possible.

How many Luke amiibos do you have now?

Only seven!

another guy is the late great joe biden

rest in rip, j. biden and k. busch, gone too soon big up to my man god your getting two WARRIORS

taking a moment to remember some guys: craig kilborn, detlef schrempf, dr. bosconovitch, dale torborg, hace, curly neal, jean reno, that one guy who's currently playing lestat but i'm too lazy to look up his name, sting (steve or gordon, take your pick), joe from joe is hungry. there we go.

I'll see your guys and raise you a robin yount, mac mall, iceman king parsons, allan havey, hace (happy birthday), the singer who played juan lacas in the substitute, foodman paul, bill duke, barry sobel, and the miz's dad

What famous pop song is secretly about you?

“Not Like Us”

So are you stressing about what to do after the NES rankings?

No. Originally I was going to start the next thing before NES was finished but the night time routine got really hectic.

How do I do the Mortal Kombat fatality where I bully my enemy into adopting maladaptive coping mechanisms that hinder their ability to form meaningful relationships thus resulting in deepening neurosis that have the knock-on effect of leading them to neglect their physical well being to the point where coupled with their chronic underemployment they can no longer pay their medical bills and must resort to the palliative effects of abusing synthetic opioids and despite several half-hearted attempts at sobriety they eventually overdose and are not discovered until the owner of the trailer park they live in finally forces the door open at which point the smell has become so bad they immediately vomit on their Carhartt boots?

D, F, D, B, LP (sweep)

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