Something Extraordinary

Love your life

[somanypetals]

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

need me a freak like that

[princesconsuela]

[voguedolce]

[kingjinxii]

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

[meanplastic]

[kaijuno]

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

[airframeextender]

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

[lolotehe]

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

[officialweatherwax]

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

[black-geek-supremacy]

The law: you gotta increase wages

Company: we’ll cut hours

[paramud]

the law: you have to give raises

company: mayhaps they would enjoy an extra five cents

[kinetic-elaboration]

the law: employees have rights

company: around here we call them “independent contractors”

[itsthemissa-deactivated20260331]

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

[warmhappycat]

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

[deceptionelle-deactivated201910]

UNITED WE BARGAIN, DIVIDED WE BEG.

CEO’s are scum.

[murallamuerta]

[teenscoolest]

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[barack-obamaa-deactivated201410]

[clarknokent]

When you’re playing outside when you’re not supposed to be and your momma pull up.

[rebelliousrebe]

Lmao

[teenscoolest]

[teenscoolest]

[lovegoods]

[showerthoughtspost]

If the earth was flat all the cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.

[localtiktoks]

[hipreplacer7-in-colour]

The end of annilhation

[sixpenceee]

My kind of wedding.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]