[wahtdahel-blog]

never forget when Beyoncé’s camera man started doing her choreography

[poypourri]

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

this is so much more well animated than is called for

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

[ruinedchildhood]

[valtsv]

if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE. i just need to work through some stuff & be dramatic first. please respect that.

[no-chill-at-all]

[quecooltura]

tag your tajín

[graphitebones]

absolutely amazing to me how Henry cavill as superman I felt not a single ounce of attraction to him but once you smack a long white wig on him and rough him up a bit and suddenly I nearly choke on an Oreo and die while watching a bath scene

[como-chin-gas]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[carmelasoprano]

The airing of the grievances.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justalurkr]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[starssight]

*touches things*

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dxrthdxddy-deactivated20200531]

what does it mean when they always come back to you

[spaceysteph-deactivated20221113]

You leave the door open

[dxrthdxddy-deactivated20200531]