We Kind Of Implied It Was A Turtle Dream

they/she/he. currently they/them but use whatever pronouns you like. not like it matters, nothing is binary and everything is gay. Abrosexual. Cassgender. Autistic. 25. ENFP. Libra. real life bard and certified dice goblin. (pretty much just a goblin in general tbh). major fandom trash. that's it really.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

So I made a whole ass magic school setting, with world building and a magic system and stuff, everything short of an actual name for the school itself... and then I made a Uquiz about it;

Made a magic school with a system and a world around it and everything and now it won't leave my brain so. Uquiz.

So uh... enjoy? I guess? I can explain more about how this world works in my little head if anyone asks about it. Be warned that it probably only really makes sense to me tho so. Yeah.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm the laziest cook in the world and it rules

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So many of my meals are like:

onion, garlic, some tins of beans and tomatoes in slow cooker

add spices at some point

when it's hot, cook some pasta

now you have three days' worth of dinner

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The most effort I put into the average meal is chopping an onion

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Thank you people in the notes giving me tips on how to make this even lazier

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[lotrmusical]

the reviews are in... glad everyone's enjoying song of the worm

[id: tumblr tags reading 'dude This Fucking Rules', 'holy fucking shit! that was legit so cool?', 'holy shit that is fucking metal', 'oh this fucks severely', 'yeah no this fucking SLAPS', 'yo this RULES']

[memento-morri-writes]

can confirm this does fucking slap.

[the-insan1ty-clause]

oh yeah that fucking slaps

[drethelin]

Song of the Worm

Cook, Eliza (1818 - 1889)

THE worm, the rich worm, has a noble domain

In the field that is stored with its millions of slain;

The charnel-grounds widen, to me they belong,

With the vaults of the sepulchre, sculptured and strong.

The tower of ages in fragments is laid,

Moss grows on the stones, and I lurk in its shade;

And the hand of the giant and heart of the brave

Must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave.

Daughters of earth, if I happen to meet

Your bloom-plucking fingers and sod-treading feet--

Oh! turn not away with the shriek of disgust

From the thing you must mate with in darkness and dust.

Your eyes may be flashing in pleasure and pride,

'Neath the crown of a Queen or the wreath of a bride;

Your lips may be fresh and your cheeks may be fair--

Let a few years pass over, and I shall be there.

Cities of splendour, where palace and gate,

Where the marble of strength and the purple of state;

Where the mart and arena, the olive and vine,

Once flourished in glory; oh! are ye not mine?

Go look for famed Carthage, and I shall be found

In the desolate ruin and weed-covered mound;

And the slime of my trailing discovers my home,

'Mid the pillars of Tyre and the temples of Rome.

I am sacredly sheltered and daintily fed

Where the velvet bedecks, and the white lawn is spread;

I may feast undisturbed, I may dwell and carouse

On the sweetest of lips and the smoothest of brows.

The voice of the sexton, the chink of the spade,

Sound merrily under the willow's dank shade.

They are carnival notes, and I travel with glee

To learn what the churchyard has given to me.

Oh! the worm, the rich worm, has a noble domain,

For where monarchs are voiceless I revel and reign;

I delve at my ease and regale where I may;

None dispute with the worm in his will or his way.

The high and the bright for my feasting must fall--

Youth, Beauty, and Manhood, I prey on ye all:

The Prince and the peasant, the despot and slave;

All, all must bow down to the worm and the grave.

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[maddragonfruit]

Logan: So what’s for dinner? 

Patton: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! 

Logan: … 

Logan: Is it soup? 

Patton: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* 

Logan: Please, enough with the soup puns! 

Patton: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. 

Logan: STOP! 

*one hour later* 

Logan: It’s tacos?!?!?!

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[unwastelandunbaby]

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[crittercatxd]

Transfem Jax!!

[bicryingpotato]

Just playing with her hair using Marceline as reference

[mleelunsford]

I don't need to explain myself

[bicryingpotato]

Jax in Sam Manson’s dress

[bicryingpotato]

I know I’m not the only one under her spell. Seriously, what is it about this bunny??? Why her?? Is she even that pretty? Yes. SHE IS LOVELY.

She is beauty she is grace, I want her her to punch me in the face.

And I know people would start a line just for getting her to punch or bully them. Or both.

[bicryingpotato]

Emo trans fem Jax cures depression, I can prove it!

But be careful, if abused it may also cause: gender transition, sapphic thoughts, grief, and you’ll spend the whole day singing Isn’t she lovely? by Stevie Wonder and get kinda of sad, but if you just ignore cannon for a moment, she can cure depression.

Edit: I’ll add this, because it looks like some people missed it but my drawings are inspired by this baby girl, who appears for like 2 frames, 1 hour (and 8min I think) into the movie.

Spoiler:

I almost died right in my seat with the conformation she IS EMO! Headcanons do come true.

And something very funny I only realized when I got home, I was wearing almost the same look but with a tshirt saying I knew she was trans ahhahdhaua

[doodlepom]

happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[klarityva]

[bug-swarm]

[realflaminglily]

i hope she's doing well.