“Oh no.” Betty’s stared horrified at the item clutched in her hands. Was this legal? Was she going to go to jail? And who the hell needed this many condoms?!
It had started simple enough, picking up her packages from the college mail room should have been the easiest part of her day, in and out. Not for Betty Cooper, nothing was ever that easy for Betty Cooper.
The mail room had been crowded to max capacity and only one highly untrained freshman was in charge of organizing the hundreds of boxes that needed to be handed out. He had practically chucked a pile of brown boxes in Betty’s direction before swearing an array of cuss words The blonde had never heard before.
That’s what brought her to this incredibly uncomfortable situation she was currently in, staring at a cardboard box filled with individual plastic baggies filled with condoms.
“Okay. Okay this is fine, I’ll just return it. I will give it right back too…” Betty flipped the top of the box and read the name “Jughead Jones North Hall apt 457, sounds good to me.”
Veronica lodge chose that moment to exit her bedroom, Betty’s best friend and biggest trouble maker.
“What do you have there?” The raven haired beauty already had her hands buried in the box before Betty could stop her
“Someone sent you condoms?! Oh my god, how many boys does your mom think your sleeping with?”
Betty’s cheeks blushed Scarlett red
“It’s not my box! I have to return it, it belongs to some named Jughead Jones. I can’t believe I opened this, he’s gonna think I’m such a creep.” Betty moaned as Veronica held up one of the plastic bags.
“If anyone’s the creep it’s this guy, no one needs this many condoms. That’s why I’m taking this baggie, you never know when they could come In handy.” Veronica wiggled her eyes as she walked back into her room “good luck B, and remember always use protection.” She called over her shoulder.
Betty closed the box tight, hugging it to her chest as she made her way through the snowy campus, careful not to spill any of its contents. In record time she had arrived at apt 457. Taking a steady breath, she knocked on the door.
After a moment the rickety dorm room door swung open revealing a very attractive, sleepy looking boy.
“Hello?” The boy mumbled, rubbing his eyes as he squinted at the girl in front of him.
Betty shuffled nervously on her feet, long blonde ponytail swishing as she titled her head
“Hi! Are you Jughead Jones?”
The boy in question, straightened up at the use of his name, clearly more awake as his eyes widened in appreciation of the beautiful girl in front of him.
“Uh yeah.. sorry. Umm yes, that’s me. Do I know you?” He stuttered, straightening himself out to his full, incredibly impressive height.
Betty shook her head
“No you don’t, my name is Betty Cooper and unfortunately I was given your package in the mail room. I promise you I did not mean to open it, I wasn’t paying attention, it’s 100% my fault and I’m so sorry I just.. umm.. here you go!” Betty shoved the open cardboard box into his arms. Jughead looked quickly into the box, his eyes widening when he saw what was inside.
“My dad. Oh my god. It’s from my dad.” The poor dark haired boy looked absolutely horrified as he flung the box to the floor behind him. “I promise I had no part in that.. I mean.. he does stupid stuff like that all the time….” he trailed off glancing once more at the box behind him and wrinkling his nose “Jesus Christ that’s so many, where the hell did he even get all those.”
Betty could hold in her giggles anymore as she burst out in laughter, clutching her stomach as she leaned against the wall
“I’m so sorry! But… there’s… there’s so many condoms.” She snorted delicately.
Her laughter was contagious and she looked damn adorable standing in his doorway cracking up, Jughead couldn’t help but join in. After a few moments of uninterrupted laughter Jughead cleared his threat, the smile permanently etched on his face.
“Well thank you Betty Cooper for returning my package, I’ll give them to a good home. I’m sure My roommate Reggie will have about half of them used by the end of the week.”
Betty smiled softly
“No problem Jughead, it was nice to meet you. Thanks for the laugh.”
The ponytailed blonde turned to walk away, Jughead bit his lip before calling out
She turned instantly, a curious smile on her face
“How about I treat you to breakfast. I mean I owe you that much for emotional scarring.” He smiled hopefully.
Betty looked at him one more time before nodding
“Sure, maybe you can tell me about your dad. He seems like a funny guy.”
Jughead rushed off to grab his shoes.
Thank goodness for condoms and overworked freshman.
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