my world spin

my childhood spat back out the monster that you see jennifer goodwin. twenty-one. from the wild land of texas, more specifically fort worth. you can't tell me i'm not awesome. because.. well, because you'd be lying.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Do you ever wake up to a cat on your chest and realize that you let cats run your life too much?

[catiejames2]

Oh, I do too, don’t get me wrong. And I got lucky and have an accepting family. Oh god, please don’t slam your head into a wall. I mean, I’m a nurse so you’d probably be safe but it wouldn’t be fun.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Yeah... well... if this all works out, I'll be able to work towards a guitar teacher or some music teacher and find a proper family and I'll never have to see my biological family again. And that'd be great. Alright, fine. I promise I won't go banging my head into thing anymore.

[lexielozano]

People will worship you and your talents one day. You will become a hero.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

This is so true. I will be praised for my ability to sleep all day and party all night one day. I'll be a rockstar without the ability to actually play an instrument.

[catiejames2]

I’m sure it could be. I mean, the girls here are a lot of fun. And I’m sure you won’t have to drink as much if you’re here. 

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

I mean, I do like drinking still. But y'know. It might be a little more fun to not want to slam my head into a wall.

[calligraham]

Do you think so? Do I resemble her that much? I mean, I’m sure Taylor is much taller than me. As long as I don’t have to kill anybody. Well, they might, I mean, Red gets her hair dyed. 

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

I mean, you are cute like she is so I mean, if anyone calls you Taylor Swift, they'll be jealous you're just a short compact cutie. And hey, you never know. You might end up having to kill to save yourself. And hey. That's true. How does she get her hair died?

[calligraham]

Oh, but that show almost makes it look worth it. I mean, Alex wouldn’t be the worst cell mate to have in the world. It could be a lot of fun. 

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Yeah but you might get called Taylor Swift. And be forced to beat a bitch half to death. And they don't have hair dye.

[oliviabuch-deactivated20150301]

Whatever you say.

I’m Olivia. What’s your name, stranger?

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

I'm Jennifer. My best talent is that I know how play guitar, ya dig?

[oliviabuch-deactivated20150301]

I’m really not that awesome babe.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Uh huh. Sure you aren't.

[oliviabuch-deactivated20150301]

Oh shush. You’re pretty cute yourself, I’m surprised they didn’t want your autograph.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

I know. I'm pretty cute. But y'know. Clearly not awesome enough to want an autograph from.

[lexielozano]

You actually sleep for a full 24 hours?! Wow, applause for you. I am in awe of your talents

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Truly, I am the most talented person alive. My talents should be preserved for future generations.

[xxrosalie-roe]

What had you so tired? You certainly seem well rested now.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Talked to my parents. It was awful.

[oliviabuch-deactivated20150301]

Signed my first autograph today. Weird.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Well you are a cute thing so I can't blame them for wanting something to remember you by.

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[ms-hunterkennedy]

I don’t know whether to be overjoyed for you for getting your rest, or sad for you because your best day was heavily spent asleep.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

That's really pessimistic of you. I'm only 22, so I mean. There's still time to pull a Taylor Swift and become insanely happy about being alive. But for now. Spending an entire bed was the best thing to ever happen to me.

[kathurt-blog]

Just swim with the pussy, really. Let it lead you. Bad advice, don’t let it lead you. You’ll end up at comic con doing body shots off a sexy wookiee.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Sounds like the kind of advice that would leave me buck naked in a back alley.

[kathurt-blog]

Clearly your dream was telling you to be wary of men, and to chase the pussy.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Oh, obviously. What else could my subconscious teach me? Obviously I must surround myself with pussy. And rain.

[kathurt-blog]

That sounds plain awesome. Lazy days are the greatest.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

They truly are! Not only that, I got some time to catch up my sleep schedule. It's awesome to actually be well rested. Except I had this dream I was gonna have sex but then the guy turned into a cat. I don't understand. It's like my dream is like random weird dream except ha ha, pussy? What.

[calligraham]

I like how you think. So long as I don’t actually do anythin’ though. Then they might arrest me and I’ll be in jail for longer because it was planned.

[jenniferxgoodwin-blog]

Oh yeah, definitely. Just a slight threat is enough but y'know. Don't do more than that. We can't have you going all Orange is the New Black on us.