Mom...
No! Thereās a difference! You seeāmy friends, are actually friends. Yours⦠not so much.
You donāt think I can have friends? Iām hurt. Truly.
Oh, Christ, Jensen. You know what I meant.
Sure I do.
Oh, forget it.
Already forgotten.
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Mom...
No! Thereās a difference! You seeāmy friends, are actually friends. Yours⦠not so much.
You donāt think I can have friends? Iām hurt. Truly.
Oh, Christ, Jensen. You know what I meant.
Sure I do.
Oh, forget it.
Already forgotten.
Kyle...
I have other ways to entertain myself, yes. But, for now, Iām really enjoying myself.
Justā¦please promise me one thing?
Depends on what youāre asking.
Donāt become my new daddy.
HAHAHA, donāt worry, Sin. Donāt worry.
Good.
Mom...
No! Thereās a difference! You seeāmy friends, are actually friends. Yours⦠not so much.
You donāt think I can have friends? Iām hurt. Truly.
Oh, Christ, Jensen. You know what I meant.
Sure I do.
Kyle...
Yeah, but Sin, your mother is so hot! Donāt ruin my fun!
Canāt you find some other way to have fun? That doesnāt involve my mother?
I have other ways to entertain myself, yes. But, for now, Iām really enjoying myself.
Justā¦please promise me one thing?
Depends on what youāre asking.
Don't become my new daddy.
Mom...
I am not! And Frank is just my friend. I canāt have a friend?
Trust me mom, I have friends too.
Jensen! Have youāAre you⦠Oh my god.
Now you know how I feel. Except I donāt blast it out for the whole world to see.
No! Thereās a difference! You seeāmy friends, are actually friends. Yours⦠not so much.
You don't think I can have friends? I'm hurt. Truly.
Mom...
A middle aged woman who hits on younger men. Which is what youāre doing. As for Mr. Woods, again I see you being nice.
I am not! And Frank is just my friend. I canāt have a friend?
Trust me mom, I have friends too.
Jensen! Have youāAre you⦠Oh my god.
Now you know how I feel. Except I don't blast it out for the whole world to see.
Whatever wets your panties, Mrs. Paul.
Mom...
No, no⦠whatās a cougar? And Iām not flirtingāIām being nice. And why would I screw Frank Woods?
A middle aged woman who hits on younger men. Which is what youāre doing. As for Mr. Woods, again I see you being nice.
I am not! And Frank is just my friend. I canāt have a friend?
Trust me mom, I have friends too.
Kyle...
Iād rather you flirt with me than my mother and I detest you, soā¦itās saying something.
Yeah, but Sin, your mother is so hot! Donāt ruin my fun!
Canāt you find some other way to have fun? That doesnāt involve my mother?
I have other ways to entertain myself, yes. But, for now, Iām really enjoying myself.
Just...please promise me one thing?
Mom...
I⦠a what?
I see you hitting on Kyle via tumblr. Iām not blind. Iād rather see you screw Mr. Woods than flirt with someone my age.
No, no⦠whatās a cougar? And Iām not flirtingāIām being nice. And why would I screw Frank Woods?
A middle aged woman who hits on younger men. Which is what you're doing. As for Mr. Woods, again I see you being nice.
Kyle...
Iād rather you flirt with me than my mother and I detest you, soā¦itās saying something.
Yeah, but Sin, your mother is so hot! Donāt ruin my fun!
Can't you find some other way to have fun? That doesn't involve my mother?
Mom...
Stop being a cougar. Itās embarrassing.
I⦠a what?
I see you hitting on Kyle via tumblr. I'm not blind. I'd rather see you screw Mr. Woods than flirt with someone my age.
Kyle...
I'd rather you flirt with me than my mother and I detest you, so...it's saying something.
Mom...
Stop being a cougar. It's embarrassing.
Kyle.
No. Find your own damn dance partner.
Lindsey wasĀ phenomenal. Her hips definitely do notĀ lie.
So sheās Shakira? Thatās not much of an accomplishment.Ā
To each their own.
That's true, I guess.