I shouldn't be here I should be being compelled by Dracula to be his personal trophy wife/blood bag and spend my days lying across plush seating in sheer silk robes listening to my husband go on evil monologues
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I shouldn't be here I should be being compelled by Dracula to be his personal trophy wife/blood bag and spend my days lying across plush seating in sheer silk robes listening to my husband go on evil monologues
being into both Alucard and Drac is really funny bc it's like excuse me for a moment Adrian i must take my leave my wandering eye is guiding me to go and procure you a sibling
*bursts through the saloon doors* So. Who wants to hear about my overpowered god MC.
the way zeno moves those hips i know he'd be thrusting it in DEEP god imagining riding him
I'm sorry, Albert, but in terms of the blue human eyes. Zeno wore it better tbh
During the scene where he loses his powers and then is recovering, when Zeno is hunched over looking visibly pained he's set in background and you can't really see his face that well at all. So first I will ask whose choice is was to have him make the most pitiful sad baby expression for a few seconds so I can kiss them. And then I will ask who decided to frame the scene so you can't really see his face without a free cam so I can kiLL THEM
thanks to zeno smoking onscreen we have actual moments in game where he puckers his lips thus making imagining kissing him that much easier
-normal thoughts a normal person has courtesy of me
Sweaty Human Zeno 👀 in Resident Evil 9 (2026)
I just know Zeno has a pretty blonde happy trail🤤
the thought of zeno's s/o wearing the other match to his earring, i-
oh 🥺🥺🥺
one would think that since the Connections do a lot of cloning including almost certainly Zeno himself that would mean they probably never tried to make him breed with anyone. But well. The heart does not care for logic. The heart wants what it wants and what I want is for this guy to stuff me full as a double crusted pizza while under duress
on the grind trying to be subtle about looking at zeno tits out mods in the airport
cleaning up zeno after he gets injected with elpis by licking all the sweat off him. i mean licking all the sweat off him. i mean licking him. i mean
your h c are verygood ans so is your.gif
imgflip. is the brand of the slodier helemt.
thank you. zeno's pulling me out of a writing funk a bit so i might do more stuff with him idk he's fun to chew on
you're so right. crazy how imgflip does everything from meme templates to bodycams it's like yamaha
The Zeno fuckers and the Gideon fuckers we need to be like best friends and go on double dates and we can bond over our evil fictional men while they beat each other to death in the background
zeno the type to cry during the most sensual romantic-like sex ever