ashes to ashes headcanons for your consideration
(and judgement)
gene thinks pet owners are sad. he hates dogs and doesn’t like cats either. he’s been leaving pilchards out and making cynical comments about the news and weather to the local stray cat. he’s not against taking in a retired police dog.
alex thinks wham are better than duran duran. shaz agrees to disagree.
shaz paints chris’ nails black when they go to the blitz. he never heard the last of it from ray the morning shaz ran out of nail varnish remover. alex joked about doing the same to gene.
alex buys shaz a funky eyeliner any time she goes to the chemist and makes out they’re just her old ones.
















