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Trying to make plans with anyone is just like okay so next weekend? No. This weekend?? No, can't. Weekend after? Yes! Actually no, we're sick. 5 years from now? Maybe.

#It's so annoying #When I was a kid I would just walk to people's houses and knock on the door like whazupp #So much easier

It really is funny watching these old as hell movies and just intrinsically knowing that if you released them again today with no changes at all whatsoever, 100% copy pasted dudes would be losing their minds like this is feminist nonsense what do you mean girls are talented martial artists beating everyone up and theyre the main characters and no one even questions it in the narrative hardly ever, what do you mean a short fat guy is doing backflips and is also shown to be a skilled martial artist what kinda woke shit is this (classic wuxia from 5+ decades ago)

#Like the girls get killed too but it's the same with the guys in these films nearly always someone #in the main cast falls at the end theyre very similar narratively to westerns in that sense #Hilariously refreshing to watch #Half the actors are exceedingly normal looking too bc turns out conventional beauty doesn't equal good acting #Someone let every modern movie industry in the world in on this secret

daz-e

worldworldworldworld

「マンボウのティーバッグ　ほうじ茶」

probablyasocialecologist

ceruleanmood

hellallamerican

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

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sheltered by the boughs...

rascheln

Reunited with purrmaster 9000

rascheln

Fell asleep while purr-breathing😭🩷🩷🩷

rascheln

More cuddles before we leave this evening😌🩷

#Sneepy baby...#The very beds cute too

jessiesjaded

the evil old man eunuch in this is just a young dude whos hair they bleached yellow blonde and then coloured his brows in silver but i can see his roots under his lil hat poppin through 😂

jessiesjaded

bad dye job and a top knot just like any hipster in 2012

#This dude was the main guy in the last movie I watched and he's actually really handsome with his normal black hair #The More You Know

nine-frames

"You're allowed to gamble but cheating is forbidden."

迎春閣之風波 (The Fate of Lee Khan), 1973.

Dir. King Hu | Writ. King Hu & Chung Wang | DOP Chao Yung Chen

#Awesome #The fate of lee khan

maureen2musings

To brighten your day

chikayo8701

wetorturedsomefolks

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

I think I poisoned myself

#Like the window was open but yk