Jessi's Messy Brain

My brain and the things that live there in.

[marqweabyss]

😭😭😭😭

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @sarperduman: “If you want to wake up to every new day with a real and unconditional love, adopt an animal.. Even if they don’t see, even if they’re missing a leg, they have no handicap in loving and being loved.. 🖤🐈🎹” #twitterweek #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2oSmDJP ]

[xxeie]

you know when it’s two am 

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[whyhansolo]

[ricelumps]

#this is the most dramatic reaction to a boner ever

[mermecha]

Republicans reactions to female sexuality

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

[cameoamalthea]

Why is this called a biscuit:

[brunhiddensmusings]

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

[dramiones]

THE BLACK SISTERS (bellatrix lestrange, andromeda tonks, and narcissa malfoy) 

“ family over everything ”

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

[lfdy88]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

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@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

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[xekstrin]

vantablack doge

[thatpreciousthing]

anish kapoor is banned from petting this dog

[simonalkenmayer]

This…is a hell hound.

I’ve never seen a dog so deserving of the gravitas of that title. Never in all my long life. Stunning.

[memesiders]

Death’s dog. He’s best boi

[sa2ha]

mood

[mitski-miyawakis]

[that-twink-over-there]

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

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[dreamsmage]

i’ve been laughing at this for 2 hours

[curlsandstems]

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

[thegreynightsky]

GO OFFF

[babydollbucky]

Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black.

Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players.

This person is the real deal. They were clearly trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?

[curlsandstems]

Have you ever seen a violinist going APESHIT?!

Be sure to check out IAmDSharp!

[thegreynightsky]

GO OFFF

[babydollbucky]

Ok so I’ve been playing for 18 years and i’m a string teacher. Can i just say how IMPORTANT it is for young kids to see a BLACK, MALE-PRESENTING PERSON playing, nae, SHREDDING on a violin? I’ve know maybe 5 black people who played stringed instruments throughout my schooling and teaching (predumably because i’m an upper middle class white woman). In districts where the population is predominantly black, funding is always low, so the instruments are crappy. Kids quit, or the program is dismantled. I’ve seen very few professional string players who are black.

Obviously there are black string players. We just don’t see them because they “don’t look like” string players.

This person is the real deal. They were clearly trained, and seems to have some fiddle training as well. How cool is that?

[paper-tweets]

Little gryphletts I have been selling on my deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/nybird They are all based on existing birds.

[krishnath]

Gwyffin!

[nightbringer24]

@candiceirae

[theironwarsmith]

@gemtern MICRO-GRIFFIN

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

[ravenclaw-headcanons]

Waking up on september 1st like:

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

like shooting fish in a barrel

[golgi-deleted-deactivated201809]

the people who say mccain was a great man are going to defend trump when he dies even if they call him a cheeto puff now

[savageoppressme]

Because we have empathy for their surviving friends and family?? You fuckin psycho??

[golgi-deleted-deactivated201809]

have more empathy for the poor people he killed with his health care plan, the vietnamese people he openly was racist to and killed in the vietnam war, the iranians he joked about wanting to bomb instead of his fuckass family, you dumb cunt.