you're gonna be okay

Hale

[ruinedchildhood]

[earthdad]

i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us

[chevalure]

2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead

[ruinedchildhood]

[notmusa]

today i bought a painting from a guy on the street missing half his teeth. he said i could hang it on my wall & if an intruder comes in the painting will stall them for just long enough for me to subdue them

[warm-suggestions]

There is always something worth living for. Something small, one person who cares, one thing. Always

[meloetta]

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

[3little-kitten3]

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

[meloetta]

me:

mosquito: yikes

[yuugamisiblings]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[just-shower-thoughts]

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

[janothar]

Conspiracy Theorist: “The moon landing was faked!”

Me: “Pfft, you believe in the moon?”

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

[victorious]

Friend in 2011: I wanna die

 Me in 2011: no! D: you got so much to live for ://

 Friend in 2017: I wanna die 

 Me in 2017:  

[shittyidea]

Barack and Michelle have another kid and name it “Thanks”

[unclefather]

what do you call a spider

[unclefather]

a spider

[jungledisturbia-blog]

“Anaconda” still gets me so hyped like whenever it starts I’m just like

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Sung the chorus in my head and it matches up perfectly 😂

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[hellaonearth-blog]