Jewel

Julia Redden. Just call me Jewel. 21 years of age, and severely out of your league. Try to forget my family, because I certainly do.

[gunther-highs-blog]

From your drink request I can tell you’ve got better taste than that.

[jewels-design]

You are a smart one

[gunther-highs-blog]

It’s usually as easy as that. Not that I’m trying to get you into bed. I wouldn’t object but it’s not my goal.

[jewels-design]

Getting me into bed isn’t about getting me drunk anyways. I have much better taste than that. 

Oh, good to know I make the cut.

[gunther-highs-blog]

You would be incredibly surprised by what chicks in bars fall for. You’ve kind of just got to gauge how drunk they are.

[jewels-design]

Then you just kinda

[gunther-highs-blog]

That’s what I thought.

[jewels-design]

Do girls actually fall for this? Like has this helped you pick up chicks in the bar?

[gunther-highs-blog]

I’m too charming for you not to give into a drink?

[jewels-design]

Oh yes, that’s certainly it.

[gunther-highs-blog]

That’s the attitude I like to see.

[jewels-design]

Well, you know...

[gunther-highs-blog]

It’s a saturday night. I figured a few drinks were in order.

[jewels-design]

Alcoholism it is.

[gunther-highs-blog]

I’ve picked up on that.

[jewels-design]

So are we just celebrating your midrange alcoholism, or is there something else we’re drinking to tonight?

[gunther-highs-blog]

Classy drink.

[jewels-design]

I’m a classy lady.

[gunther-highs-blog]

“That’s not an excuse. So do you want a drink or not?”

[jewels-design]

Whiskey, neat.

[ethanredden]

Ethan sighed at the sight of his sister in front of him, even with everything she was still his sister. “Is there something bothering you, Julia? Rather than my presence of course.”

[jewels-design]

Do I look in the mood to converse with you? i thought not.

[gaigeurchin-blog]

“I didn’t do anything though…”

[jewels-design]

And yet your genitals are still on the line. Five seconds.

[gaigeurchin-blog]

[jewels-design]

Nine... eight...

[ethanredden]

[jewels-design]

[jewels-design]

You have ten seconds to take three steps back and retract what you just said before I cut your balls off and feed them to you

[gunther-highs-blog]

Why the hell would I be lurking?

[jewels-design]

Well that's exactly what I'd like to know, Mr. Highs

[gunther-highs-blog]

I’m not lurking. I’m— sitting.

[jewels-design]

Sure you are