ultimate ship meme - spot love
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -Forever tbh
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I think they were already in love since they were children
How was their first kiss? - Perdita kissed him
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Ethan
Who is the best man/men? - Luke, Roger
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -Anitta
Who did the most planning? - They did it together
Who stressed the most? - Perdita
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Hannah Phillips
Sex:
Who is on top? - Ethan
Who is the one to instigate things? - Ethan
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Ethan would try to make Perdie cum at least twice before having his own climax
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - No, Ethan’s always worried that she’ll have a good time so she has more orgasms
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - A lot
How many children will they adopt? - idlk, but adopting is something they consider
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Perdita
Who is the stricter parent? - None tbh
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Perdita
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both
Who is the more loved parent? - They are both equally loved
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Perdita
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ethan
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Both
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - None I guess
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - I think they would do that every time a dessert’s over
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ethan is a meat lover, but he’d eat salad a lot bc of Perdita
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Both
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both, although they prefer to stay indoors
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - None tbh
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both
Who is really against chores? - None
Who cleans up after the pets? - Ethan
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ethan
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Perdita
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Perdita
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Perdita
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Ethan
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They always decorate
What are their goals for the relationship? - To live happily ever after with a lot of grandchildren surrounding them both
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Perdita, especially when she’s pregnant
Who plays the most pranks? - Ethan













