𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌.

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I was walking around New York today, as one does when he doesn’t have much to do or purpose in life, and one coffee shop had this ‘quote’ outside, you know the kind of quote they change every day, Live Laugh Love kind of stuff. Except it just wasn’t like any of the ones I’ve read before. It said, “don’t make fun of your wife’s choices, you’re one of them”. Which made me wonder if it explains why I’m single to this day and can’t seem to settle down. See, I’ve always made fun of some of my exes’s choices, but what if I was the real joke. Have you ever read a worst quote? Anyway, I need coffee shop recommendations that don’t make me question all of my life choices. Hi, I’m Dylan.  

@cityofdreamsstarters​

That’s actually pretty clever though, but I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a worse quote, or a quote that sucks in general...I mean some commercials have weird quotes, if that counts for anything. I know around department stores they have those house decor signs that have likes like “Welcome to our home, there’s dog fur everywhere” and all that shit or the big family signs...never having those in my house, ever.

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The past few months had been some of the most stressful of her life, and considering she felt like she ran the marathon quite often, that was saying a lot. She didn’t feel her usual self, mainly due to being tired from all the work and travel at this point, but today that didn’t matter. Not only had she wrapped her very first movie, joe was celebrating his own success as well. Or at least Hunter was going to make sure, especially since he took the time to surprise her with a trip just when she needed it. She was grateful to be able to share this time with someone who understood exactly how stressful all of this could be, and so to her they’d earned the rest, even if it only lasted for a little while. She had woken up early herself, opting to let her boyfriend sleep in while she helped arrange his favorites on the table on the balcony of their room. She grins at him finally stirring as she walks back in to get a few more glasses and makes a beeline to the bed instead, peppering his face and shoulders with kisses. “Can I welcome you back to the world of the living now, handsome, or what?”

@jezhq​

Joe was under a lot of stress lately, with tours, Stranger Things, press, filming for a movie, he was exhausted and needed to finally get away - which is why he decided to have a impromptu trip just to get his life back on track. He just wanted to get away with his girlfriend and be normal again, so he spent the last few days just travelling and doing normal things. He passed out pretty much after a few beers and curled up into bed, so he was out like a light. Joe stirred a little when he was woken up slightly, his girlfriend kissing hs face a little and a smile curled on his lips, a soft, sleepy chuckle as his arm wrapped around her, trying to wake up. “It’s not noon yet.”

[jezhq]

That’s it, dude! Gotta show people you’re more than just a cool guy with really great hair - I understand that feeling on multiple levels. If the right romcom falls in my lap, I won’t say no. Just waiting for it. They not so in vogue anymore. 

If I could do another character arc, I’d play a villain, I loved playing Kurt in Spree because well, it was fun to play this crazy killer - I know that makes me sound like a bit of a psycho but....it’s hell fun. 

[jezhq]

Yeah, I get that too. I feel like I crave the summer heat when its cold as hell and vice versa. But I would definitely take the cooler weather any day. It’s easy to get warm than try and cool down. It’s nice to meet you too, Joe.

I still eat ice cream in Winter, I know I’m crazy but sometimes it’s the way to go, ice cream all round but never the hot weather, that can go because sweating sucks! Only plus side is staying by the beach though, but you can do that in winter in California at the best of times.

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Well you can have spicy food, i heard that may even help when you are trying to go into labor but when i have it is just not a pretty picture, i don’t care for decaf i’ll be honest with you, but i have been drinking a lot of smothies lately and they are pretty good.

I remember my sister did that when she was pregnant, also like walks and stuff, she was explaining it on the phone and I'm like wait...ya'll can help push this shit? Thank god I never had to do that. Decaf kinda hits home cause it tastes the same, just doesn’t keep you awake, so it has t’s perks.

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text → joe 2

JJ: You can't see it, but I'm narrowing the fuck outta my eyes at you right now.

JJ: We should go on a shower strike.

JK: Ha, I take that as a look of love man, don't hate the player, hate the game.

JK: Ha, stinky rights!

[jezhq]

Isn’t the summer time just the absolute best? Nothing beats sweating by 9am. On a real note though, I know summer just started but I’m already over it and I can’t wait for fall and that cooler weather. So while all you cool kids have the best summer ever, I’ll just be here…hiding away in my living where it’s a nice chill 69 degrees. Oh and sup’ everyone, I’m Miles Teller.

@cityofdreamsstarters​

I love Summer but then it gets so tiring after a while and I seem to miss the cold, I’m always a winter baby, so I’m a little bias but yeah, summer can get old real fast when you’re sweating like a weirdo. Nice to meet you Miles, I’m Joe.

[jezhq]

Ah, Rhode is out! My baby is out in the world and I couldn’t be feeling more like a proud mama right now. The team and I have worked so damn hard for this whole line, and watching everyone getting their products and test them out, it feels so surreal. Have you tried the line? Do you like it? If not, say no more, a press package will be heading to you as soon as you tell me. @cityofdreamsstarters​

What kind of line is it? clothes...makeup? I mean I don’t wear makeup but I guess I can grab some for my girlfriend and test it on her.

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mamabearturner​:

@cityofdreamsstarters​

as much as i love being pregnant can i just say i really miss coffee and spicy food, and yes i know you can eat spicy food while pregnant but for some reason my body just goes nope, so distract me from this decaffeinated coffee world or you know come eat junk food with me to forget all about it, you may even get to see a cute soon to be 2 year old running around.

wait you can’t have that stuff when you’re pregnant? damn, what a shame, i feel for those women who crave spicy food. i drink decaf when i have to go to bed but i’m dying for a coffee, i just pretend...but then i get sleepy and forget all about it.

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text → joe 2

JJ: If she dies in the next two episodes, I hope you know I'm starting a revolution.

JJ: Isn't it super common for people to not wash their hair all the time? That's like a thing, girls do it all the time. People are weird for that.

JK: She's safe, safe to say, or is she? who knows... no idea about the next season though for sure, who the hell knows.

JK: RIGHT?

JK: like damn leave me alone

[jezhq]

I hope so, dude, that’d be fucking cool! Not sure I’ve been in enough variety just yet, though. Gotta get myself in a cheesy comedy to really solidify myself. She did? Oh shit, well now I love her, too. You… yeah, you’re pretty good, too. 

Oh yeah, not being typecasted, that’s why I did Spree, gotta play a action hero, a nerd and now a serial killer, gotta have the range but I’ll forever be 18 in my projects. Maybe a rom com? do it dude. I’m just good? damn, my ego.

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📲 Joe 🧸

Hunter: Aaahhh, do we get the ones next to each other that are basically like little futuristic cubbies? I love those. You know they actually have beds on planes? Sometimes I watch the travel videos of the super fancy ones that come out and make your bed up for you. It's wild, you gotta see it.

Hunter: As long as you don't say it, dork. I don't think either of us has anything to worry about though. Unless you get really upset with me for swiping nachos off your plate one day. That's my only concern. ~

Hunter: I don't know what it says about me that doing this is unsurprising. It means what I can get away with is both predictable and terrifying. ~ She says we're golden. As long as we're holding hands we got all we need. ~

Joe: oh damn they're not that fancy, i wish they were but fucking jet technology these days aren't that up to standard as they should be. they're just kinda cool. yeah i know but the do it yourself ones are a little more cozy, c'mon.

Joe: I always get upset when you swipe my food but I learn to live with it now, so I'm not as upsetti as I used to get.

Joe: Think that we can eat danishes in denmark and just, fucking chill? I don't even have anything planned, just a hotel and hanging out.

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taymcrie​:

I try not to door dash food, because it’s so expensive, and if i’m that hungry, i could get my ass off the couch and go get food, but i was really wanting some fries after I got into a tik tok worm hole of creative ways to make french fries. so that’s what i did. wasted 15$ on a large mcdonalds fry because I was lazy, but it was so worth it. all french fries are worth it.

@cityofdreamsstarters​

Sometimes they just give you the food the pantry won’t provide, I swore off takeout food for so long until I craved waffles and my waffles at home just don’t hit the right spot the one the place down the road does. Tiktok has made me buy too much shit, it’s the reason I have so many neon lights. 

[jezhq]

Come on, man, I’m not in that many! It doesn’t help that I had two movies come out in the same week last year, but otherwise. I’ve only got one movie coming out this year. Yeah, I’m sure you can. Especially if you’ve got a green screen at home.

You’re gonna have your own game soon, like the Kevin Bacon one, no doubt about it the way you’re going. That may have been it, my sister dragged me to see two of your movies in one sitting, she loves you I suppose, I mean I do too but that’s a secret. I do, in my own lil studio.

[jezhq]

I hate when a song gets stuck in your head, I’ve literally had Hold My Hand by Lady Gaga stuck in my head for so long now, I haven’t even seen the new Top Gun yet, so don’t even ask how it got stuck in my head, but it did. Anyways, how’s everyone’s Thursday?? Oh, I can’t forget, I’m Jimin. @cityofdreamsstarters​

I’ve had Rasputin stuck in my head all morning...don’t ask me how or why, just how my brain operates at the best of times. I haven’t seen it either, but I tend to not see movies til they’re way out on netflix or something. Nice to meet you Jimin, I’m Joe.

[jezhq]

imessage | natty

nat: ugh fine, just cause you asked almost nicely.

nat: so anytime i visit LA, i also have to visit you? is that a rule? huuuh. oh, that sounds amazing! have fun you two. and yes, I'd love that. pwwwsh, i'm her bestie.

joe: thank you thank you.

joe: well DUH damn, you don't want to? i'm hurt. fuck that, mona loves me more than you, she told me herself.

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So, what’s the hot gossip? What’s everybody been up to lately? Ya girl is on tour and spending a lot of time by herself, so I need some form of entertainment. Tell me y’all have been involved in some juicy shit, otherwise I’mma go insane. Gimme all the tea. // @cityofdreamsstarters··

I have no gossip, sadly, gotta get on that because usually I have no “tea” to spill, as the kids call it.